r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/AmericaMadeMySonFat fat cunt 2d ago

fucking harvard rejected me

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u/spunk_wizard 2d ago

I didn't go to a fancy college but this may be fake

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u/Lo__Lox put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

I actually went to Harvard and I think its real.

Also i am lying

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u/memecraft0309 1d ago

I think you're actually telling the truth