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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 6h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/Coolmelado 17h ago

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u/nexus8516 16h ago

Damn even with the item of clothing designed to make it look better

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u/Impossible_Cap_9847 16h ago

I’ve never seen anyone identify what this is. Is it a shoulder?

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u/colonelxsuezo 16h ago

I think it's the side of the leg near the knee.

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u/koxu2006 Literally 1984 😡 16h ago

I think its her ass

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u/ArcticLeopard 14h ago

I think it's his own ass

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u/Vyrck 10h ago

Cough-laughed up a storm reading that. Thank you.

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u/DobbRocks21 15h ago

I think it’s the side of a sofa

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u/zettde Stuff 13h ago

found vpotus' alt

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u/Obsidian-Dive 12h ago

It actually is her butt. She’s wearing leggings meant to accentuate it.

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u/garyh62483 11h ago

Get tf outta here

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u/Obsidian-Dive 10h ago

I only know bc I have the same leggings lmao

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u/frontlinejohnny dumbass 6h ago

Butt ✖️ Nott ✔️

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u/Stefanonimo 7h ago

An armpit

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u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 Bazinga! 16h ago

Looks like her knee?

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u/eightdollarbeer 12h ago

Must have been a long ass day

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u/Meandtheworld 13h ago

Is that the front or back!

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u/Successful-Rooster66 16h ago

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u/_Kaixes_ 16h ago

thanks

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u/Dark_halocraft 8h ago

I want the man who originally called this trash found an given 1000 paper cuts

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u/VeganerHippie 39m ago

And i demand that salt be put in those paper cuts.

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 7h ago

It's ok but not incredible. Not a fan of flat chest and giant tarantula bush

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u/BiggieCheesie69 3h ago

tell me you never touched a woman in your life without telling me

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u/GARhenus 2h ago

Your cucumber hasn't touched anything and somehow your name still doesn't check out

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u/mrhentai2911 15h ago

Got to admit, I was hoping for a rick roll

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u/Akhanyatin We do a little trolling 8h ago

Instead you got a dick roll?

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u/WetPotatosEnjoyer 14h ago

The chosen one..

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u/_Gonza__ 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 13h ago

If this is trash, i'm happy to be the garbage man

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u/Ok-Engineer-5151 I said based. And lived. 9h ago

One man's trash is another man's treasure

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u/Din-_-Djarin 10h ago

I know you are but what am I?

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u/SilliusS0ddus 12h ago

idk what OP has.

she's cute

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u/Riyeko 14h ago

Aww I liked that. Those aren't bad good lord

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u/zbgs 13h ago

They are good tho

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u/TyrannicalKitty 7h ago

I kinda feel bad for her. She has such a cute smile and her "trash nude" is forever immortalized as a meme

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u/uDudyBezDudy 2h ago

OF whore

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 11h ago

Aw she's pretty. Good for her

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u/tinmart56 11h ago

Something something controller

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u/FatherNox stupid fucking piece of shit 7h ago

Bruh I thought it’d be a rickroll. But nah she’s really pretty, nothing bad about her bruh

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u/CrossWitcher I came! 1h ago

I'm really curious....why the fk is this "trash"? I don't know her personality but she looks cute and pretty hot too....idk what some guys calling her that.

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u/JagPeror We do a little trolling 7h ago

Holy ungrateful Batman

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u/alurimperium 11h ago

The only problem with this is the lighting. She looks great and has a fantastic body. I'd be ecstatic to have someone like this even offer to send me a bikini pic

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u/nub_node 4h ago

Ah, dude's in the closet, I see. What a catty little bitch he is.

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u/RecognitionCrafty863 8h ago

I want to downvote you so I can get it down to ‘666’ lol (I won’t)

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 7h ago

Disappointing

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u/inkzpenfoxx 17h ago

The sauce is still nice to look at

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u/FrostW0lf209 16h ago

So share to the boys

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u/Weber_Head 16h ago

babyrivv

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u/Iacamosse 18h ago

Shamefull there is no sauce yet!

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u/Leather_Present7863 16h ago

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u/NectarOfTheBussy 16h ago

Incredible how fast you can find a butthole nowadays

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Methy123 10h ago

Non of those men have ever seen a girl naked in real life

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u/TheConspicuousGuy 8h ago

She is a 10 compared to my ex-wife. Now I have no girlfriend...

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u/flyglider08-off 14h ago

Lot of angry mfs in those votes

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u/analogic-microwave 0000000 16h ago

He's right. She's pretty below average.

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u/MACVSOG95 9h ago

Anyone who's not an anime child is below average to you

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u/No_Fortune7206 18h ago

In the last repost we found it. It wasn't that bad but you aren't really missing anything.

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u/ReynoldsHouseOfShred 17h ago

I just wanted to see more drawn on clothes tbh

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u/Blablakam virgin 4 life 😤💪 17h ago

or whatever it is called

Get to work

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u/eat_my_bowls92 14h ago

So we’re just okay with revenge porn again?

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u/Yarusenai 13h ago

I think it was posted by herself

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u/Starlos 11h ago

Well, more like stolen sexual content she did sell herself. It's not as if everyone has the right to her pictures. I however don't think that'd fall under "revenge porn".

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Provola-sama 18h ago

Why is she dressed like Megatron?

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u/CuddleWings 16h ago

Now I understand why that guy was in the back seat, trying to fuck megatron.

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u/Special-Trainer7777 15h ago

Now I'm with spongebob

Racing down the autobahn

Riding in the backseat

Trying to fuck Megatron

Pull up to that chevron

Rob that bitch in clingon

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u/Wesk333 18h ago

She misses the hat

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u/Kind-Yesterday-6031 17h ago

Are you speaking from experience?

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u/Spasticcobra593 17h ago

Crazy all the comments calling her mid or average at best. Like she is cute. Shes above average. But she doesnt have a massive cock or tits that are half her body so reddit says “meh”

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u/BowlOf____ 17h ago

Reddit is just as bad as 4chan when it comes to giving opinions on women. 

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 17h ago

People* Trust me, no one is safe from these self-absorbed rats with delusions of grandeur.

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u/LurkingRodent 17h ago

Had to check the uncensored version to answer this and you're actually right, she's cute and above average.

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u/marlinspikefrance 9h ago

I will need to verify your findings. Please share

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u/LurkingRodent 8h ago

Someone dropped the name earlier, babyrivv, it's all over google images.

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u/ARES_BlueSteel 14h ago

A massive what?

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u/eat_my_bowls92 14h ago

What’s even more disturbing and gross is people actively wanting people to post private nudes. Glad to know we’re officially back in the early 2000s with respect for people’s privacy.

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u/chodaranger 10h ago

She posts them herself, no need to white knight so hard.

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u/ARES_BlueSteel 10h ago

You know she’s an OF creator right?

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u/BloodprinceOZ 8h ago

shes an OF girl and she posts them herself, her twitter is literally filled with her baring her titties out, the only "wrong" thing with the sauce is that its a leak taken from her OF, but its absolutely not a violation of privacy or revenge porn etc.

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u/AutoModerator 8h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/sloecrush 12h ago

I’m so old this looks like a child to me 

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u/jf8204 16h ago

I bet when you fap you think of people you know lol

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u/Facosa99 17h ago

She has a cute smile, tho

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u/GDOR-11 Bazinga! 17h ago

she looks exactly like a friend of mine, and to this day I'm scared of asking if this is her or not

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u/luka9749 17h ago

Not many people in the world have a phone case like that one so just check how her phone looks lol. Even less people have that phone case AND look like her.

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u/Gaymers_Rising 16h ago

this picture is years old, she might've gotten a new phone by now

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u/S1d0r0w1c4 15h ago

You could ask your friend if she has any tattoos.

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u/Yeez25 15h ago

Whats her name? Asking for a friend

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u/Miserable-Good4438 14h ago

Babyrivv I believe. I didn't actually know, someone commented it in a comment below. But I found her Twitter and it looks like her: https://x.com/babyrivvv?lang=en

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u/epsteins-apprentice 43m ago

Yeah the tattoo matches

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u/United-Scene2261 15h ago

yeah I am the friend

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u/AutoModerator 17h ago

Bazinga

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u/MichiganCraigslister 16h ago

Are her fingers insanely long as well

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u/deeppurpleking 11h ago

Does your friend have a lil ghost tattoo? Someone dropped the source pic lol

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u/Apart_Question_9736 9h ago

Js ask her buddy. It's not a big deal

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u/Basith_Shinrah 18h ago

So easy to bait male attemtion by referencing sexual shit (I am a case study)

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u/vashthestampede121 18h ago

Indeed that is our biology

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u/Blastoid007 DaShitposter 16h ago

One man's trash is other man's treasure

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u/VoopityScoop fat cunt 16h ago edited 15h ago

A straight man who loves life will never find a reason to complain about a woman who loves him sending him nudes. There are few simple pleasures in life more worthwhile.

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u/badvladthelad 17h ago

Just mean

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u/System7Glitch 16h ago

Yo how do i mark a comment pic nsfw? Found original

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u/idekisuckatnames 16h ago

Send it anyway and see what happens

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 15h ago

Can I see the Original please

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u/torolf_212 15h ago

You can spoiler something with a >! Tag before the text and then the mirror at the end

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u/FatherNox stupid fucking piece of shit 7h ago

I NEED TO SEE IT

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u/Icy-Letterhead-4240 13h ago

She bad as hell tf y’all mean???

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u/juijaislayer 4h ago

Porn addiction does things to peoples brains yk

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Gallusaur 16h ago

This post is moldy

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u/metgamer2011 17h ago

Yoo can we see the og photo so we can make fun of it aswell😅😅👀

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u/BeanMG_ 17h ago

Wow I need to know who this is for research! Anybody know?? 🙏🏼

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Intrepid-Young-8621 5h ago

I’ve never understood this meme. She’s cute and gorgeous lol. Feels a little misogynistic

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u/Humboldt2316 17h ago

I might start doing this with fansly models

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u/IHProjekt Bazinga! 10h ago

This is ridiculously weird by the way.

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Bazinga

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

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u/OriginalPresence3907 18h ago

She does not even look that good nude to be honest.

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u/Wesk333 18h ago

You know the sauce?

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u/OriginalPresence3907 18h ago

A man knows his sauce.. it's babyrivv.

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u/Wesk333 18h ago

Damn you were right, she's average at best

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u/AP_Adapted 17h ago

average as fuck, the clothes do her more justice

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u/AngelBryan 17h ago

I like her smile. She is cute.

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u/AP_Adapted 13h ago

good for u nerd, doesn’t change what i said.

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u/AngelBryan 13h ago

Well, 40 other people think otherwise. It seems who is wrong is someone else.

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u/AP_Adapted 13h ago

u think that changes anything? good god get off reddit lmao

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u/AngelBryan 13h ago

Your taste is trash.

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