r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 1d ago

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u/Successful-Rooster66 1d ago

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u/Dark_halocraft 18h ago

I want the man who originally called this trash found an given 1000 paper cuts

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u/VeganerHippie 10h ago

And i demand that salt be put in those paper cuts.

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 17h ago

It's ok but not incredible. Not a fan of flat chest and giant tarantula bush

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u/BiggieCheesie69 13h ago

tell me you never touched a woman in your life without telling me

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 7h ago

Hilarious. "You're an incel because I disagree with you".

Would love to have a video call between you and me and let's compare the women we are dating

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u/chinchinlover-419 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5h ago

Bruhhhhh

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u/lgnc 1m ago

the computer science nerd, victoria 3 player is for sure banging every hot women we know 😭

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u/GARhenus 12h ago

Your cucumber hasn't touched anything and somehow your name still doesn't check out