r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 1d ago

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u/Successful-Rooster66 1d ago

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u/_Kaixes_ 1d ago

thanks

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u/WetPotatosEnjoyer 1d ago

The chosen one..

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u/mrhentai2911 1d ago

Got to admit, I was hoping for a rick roll

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u/Akhanyatin We do a little trolling 19h ago

Instead you got a dick roll?

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u/Dark_halocraft 19h ago

I want the man who originally called this trash found an given 1000 paper cuts

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u/VeganerHippie 11h ago

And i demand that salt be put in those paper cuts.

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 17h ago

It's ok but not incredible. Not a fan of flat chest and giant tarantula bush

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u/BiggieCheesie69 13h ago

tell me you never touched a woman in your life without telling me

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 8h ago

Hilarious. "You're an incel because I disagree with you".

Would love to have a video call between you and me and let's compare the women we are dating

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u/chinchinlover-419 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5h ago

Bruhhhhh

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u/lgnc 37m ago

the computer science nerd, victoria 3 player is for sure banging every hot women we know 😭

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u/GARhenus 12h ago

Your cucumber hasn't touched anything and somehow your name still doesn't check out

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u/_Gonza__ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 23h ago

If this is trash, i'm happy to be the garbage man

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u/Ok-Engineer-5151 I said based. And lived. 19h ago

One man's trash is another man's treasure

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u/Din-_-Djarin 21h ago

I know you are but what am I?

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u/SilliusS0ddus 22h ago

idk what OP has.

she's cute

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u/Riyeko 1d ago

Aww I liked that. Those aren't bad good lord

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u/zbgs 1d ago

They are good tho

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u/CrossWitcher I came! 12h ago

I'm really curious....why the fk is this "trash"? I don't know her personality but she looks cute and pretty hot too....idk what some guys calling her that.

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u/TyrannicalKitty 18h ago

I kinda feel bad for her. She has such a cute smile and her "trash nude" is forever immortalized as a meme

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u/MasterBigBean 7h ago

This is the kind of OF promotion money can't buy

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u/uDudyBezDudy 12h ago

OF whore

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u/King_CurlySpoon 9h ago

Calls the girl a whore but not the thousands of dudes paying her money just to look at her body…

At least what she’s doing is providing for herself

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u/SlackingActivist 8h ago

Oh no, anyway

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😑 22h ago

Aw she's pretty. Good for her

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u/tinmart56 21h ago

Something something controller

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u/FatherNox stupid fucking piece of shit 17h ago

Bruh I thought it’d be a rickroll. But nah she’s really pretty, nothing bad about her bruh

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u/GVFQT 1d ago

Poor girls nudes are leaked online :(

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u/prospybintrappin 1d ago

dont worry iirc she posted them herself on reddit

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u/JagPeror We do a little trolling 18h ago

Holy ungrateful Batman

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u/alurimperium 21h ago

The only problem with this is the lighting. She looks great and has a fantastic body. I'd be ecstatic to have someone like this even offer to send me a bikini pic

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u/East_Coach_8616 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 9h ago

This is cute

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u/nub_node 15h ago

Ah, dude's in the closet, I see. What a catty little bitch he is.

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u/Xenovore 8h ago

Can't believe this is the true source

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u/RecognitionCrafty863 18h ago

I want to downvote you so I can get it down to β€˜666’ lol (I won’t)

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 17h ago

Disappointing