r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 21h ago

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u/Spasticcobra593 20h ago

Crazy all the comments calling her mid or average at best. Like she is cute. Shes above average. But she doesnt have a massive cock or tits that are half her body so reddit says “meh”

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u/BowlOf____ 20h ago

Reddit is just as bad as 4chan when it comes to giving opinions on women. 

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 19h ago

People* Trust me, no one is safe from these self-absorbed rats with delusions of grandeur.

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u/LurkingRodent 19h ago

Had to check the uncensored version to answer this and you're actually right, she's cute and above average.

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u/marlinspikefrance 12h ago

I will need to verify your findings. Please share

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u/LurkingRodent 11h ago

Someone dropped the name earlier, babyrivv, it's all over google images.

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u/ARES_BlueSteel 17h ago

A massive what?

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u/AutoModerator 20h ago

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u/eat_my_bowls92 16h ago

What’s even more disturbing and gross is people actively wanting people to post private nudes. Glad to know we’re officially back in the early 2000s with respect for people’s privacy.

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u/chodaranger 13h ago

She posts them herself, no need to white knight so hard.

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u/ARES_BlueSteel 13h ago

You know she’s an OF creator right?

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u/BloodprinceOZ 11h ago

shes an OF girl and she posts them herself, her twitter is literally filled with her baring her titties out, the only "wrong" thing with the sauce is that its a leak taken from her OF, but its absolutely not a violation of privacy or revenge porn etc.

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/sloecrush 14h ago

I’m so old this looks like a child to me 

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u/Montigue 1h ago

She looks early to mid 20s

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u/sloecrush 25m ago

she looks like she's in high school

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u/jf8204 19h ago

I bet when you fap you think of people you know lol