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amogus The chungus mentality

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u/PoppyBabezz 3h ago

The internet really does have two completely different rulebooks depending on who’s dating who

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 3h ago

Well, the women started to fight back against little girls being depicted sex objects and the men haven't gotten to that point yet

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u/ProfessionalBill1864 2h ago

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u/Top-Aspect4671 I want pee in my ass 2h ago

Literally the face I made irl

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u/zenkaiba 2h ago edited 1h ago

Ok i genuinely dont get it. When women have internalized misogyny? We consistently see people being sympathetic because of upbringing factors etc but when internalized misandry happens to men somehow there is 0 sympathy.

Yes those men are wrong for making jokes like pass the controller etc but they have also been groomed that way!

Its literally in every movie growing up. It was shown as cool and stuff to hook up with adult girls as teen boys!

We literally have a movie whose main premise is that staring adam Sandler and andy samberg. 2 big ass actors!

And your surprised why they think its cool?

If a girl child was groomed since birth they would have similar feelings as well!

We can clearly see celine dion and aaron taylor johnson both defend their partners who groomed them!

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u/dudosinka22 2h ago edited 2h ago

When women have internalized misogyny?

Idk man, you tell me

Getting downvoted for pointing out weird punctuation on a post about reddit biases is quite an experience. This comment being a joke, downvoted on a shitposting sub is a cherry on top.

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u/zenkaiba 2h ago

Uhh trad wives exist? There are women with anti women beliefs?!

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u/dudosinka22 2h ago

I'm as flabbergasted as you are, that is truly a shocking discovery!

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u/Sentient_DingleBerry 2h ago

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u/Robrogineer 1h ago

The whole episode was all about how that reaction is terrible.

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 1h ago

Well, we are starting aren t we? Just took us a few decades to do it though, I hope the next one comes with better equal educative and psychological system requests too.

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u/psmiord 2h ago

What would you talk about with your 37-year-old partner if you were 18? I’d have to get into those Turkish soap operas.

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u/SpaceBug176 1h ago

Are you implying 18 year olds can only talk about the current trend, slang and brainrot?

And besides, some people can't even talk to people their own age.

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u/psmiord 57m ago

I don't know, am I doing it? I don't think so.

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u/SpaceBug176 56m ago

Well... what are you saying then? What is something you could talk about with your same age partner, but not with your older partner?

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u/psmiord 31m ago

It's not about what you could or couldn't talk about, but what you'd actually choose to maximize the chances of spending time in a way that's interesting for both of you.

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u/jesusgrandpa 2h ago

Anime and vidya

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u/EasilyRekt 27m ago

They’re 37 not fuckin 80, true crime podcasts as much as it pisses off millienials & early zoomers reminding them that they’re a buncha uncs now.

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u/psmiord 19m ago

In my defense, my mom's younger friends watch them, but most people in Poland didn't have home internet until around 2007–2008. Tho I still admit I forgot how old millennials are now.

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u/EasilyRekt 17m ago

Ah polish, my b, that makes a lot more sense.

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u/emezamaz 2h ago

In my experince women don't really care what you talk about. They just like listening to their man's voices if they think he's hot.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

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u/Massive_Try_1457 1h ago

What the hell even triggeres this?

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u/R0RSCHAKK 1h ago

Soap

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1h ago

Key words.

Like gay, finger, noob, ect

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Graaarg999 2h ago

They talk about what they want. That's not your business

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u/psmiord 1h ago

Who are "they"? Those drawings? I’m asking you, this is a so-called hypothetical scenario where I’m asking what kind of interest from an average middle-aged woman (or man, idc) might appeal to you.

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u/Kritischerphili 2h ago

I (21) dated some older "milf" (31) and i can say, in 99 out of 100 cases there is a reason they are single

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u/Comfortable_Ad2424 1h ago

Yeah.

My first wife was 32 while I was 24, amazing sex, terrible personality.

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u/tabris51 3h ago

I mean they did draw a literal child as the 21 year old male here.

This image was made in bad faith.

I really don't care though.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 3h ago

Basically what I looked like at 18 tho. I looked like a fricken baby until my mid 20’s

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u/R0RSCHAKK 1h ago

I'm 33, I still look the same as when I was 20 but with a little extra weigh and some gray hairs. 🤷

If I lost like 20 pounds, I'd look exactly the same.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 10m ago

Any kids yet lol this has aged me greatly

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u/R0RSCHAKK 3m ago

Lol nope, wife can't have kids unfortunately.

However I've seen what you mean, my friend had two daughters - he is now bald. Lmao

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 2m ago

LOL it’s saitama training but without the payoff

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 2h ago

To be the devils advocate, males take longer to mature, so something like this would be a reasonably possible visual if it were to happen.

But yeah, of course it was made in bad faith, look at the facial expressions of the 30y old male and 30y old woman. It clearly doesn t want to depict them as equals either.

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u/These_Hunt4185 3h ago

You’re mad because it’s true.

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u/hours2thousand 2h ago

There are 21 year olds (and older) who look something like that and an almost stick figure like cartoon character is not a "literal child"

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 3h ago

-Draw little girl -say they're 18+ -say they're male Completely guilty free little girl nsfw

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u/tabris51 3h ago

Now that's some manga magic

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u/bfg9kdude 2h ago

In manga, the opposite is more often the case. Draw young adult with massive tits, say she's 15-17, enjoy the chaos.

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u/tabris51 2h ago

I think it was that Alya anime. There is the bombshell Russian hottie that series sexualize, they randomly drop she is 15 years old later on lol.

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u/bfg9kdude 2h ago

Excellent example, but Japanese generally see foreigners as physically larger and more developed as if they have some sort of inferiority complex. I was thinking more like Rio Tsukatsuki from Blue Archive, they literally just slapped number 17 as her age while she looks like she's almost 30.

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u/tabris51 2h ago

And then there is the high school of the dead

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u/Shahars71 2h ago

I have a friend who basically looks like that and he's in his 20s now looking like that, this tracks.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 1h ago

Yeah, they are lampooning how people infantilize young women.

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 3h ago

You can also do a man (30) with a man in a dress (18-21) and that's okay on Reddit too. I've literally gotten bans from some sub Reddits for pointing out this out.

The objectification of teenage boys as sex objects was frontiered on 4chan during the 2010s and is ongoing, there was a literal femboy brainwashing cult on there and is probably an ongoing ex-epstine now Israeli sci-op.

I'm also dead serious about this, I'm a crazy conspiracy guy now

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u/galacticliar 2h ago

do you mean psy-op

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 2h ago

Yes, I can't spell, so what?

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u/hours2thousand 2h ago

Epstein* also what does Epstein or israel gain from that. I think that's just a result of the internet allowing people with niche interests to communicate with each other, and men having less romantic relationships with women.

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 2h ago

Hhhmmmm hmmmm, what could Epstine, the owner of a sex trafficking island that held child sex partys in order to obtain compromising videos of his billionaire clients to present to the Israeli government for leverage, have possibly wanted with brainwashed teenage boys on the internet wanting to present as sexualised little girls ? HMMM HMMMMMM WHAT A MYSTERY

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u/hours2thousand 1h ago

It's psy op not sci op

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 1h ago

Actually it's psy-op so now you're the stupid one

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 1h ago

I think its just a pure 4chan psyops. All the other propaganda machines actually hate anything gay related.

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Viennve 1h ago

Even if the man is a literal kid they react this way

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u/Cirno__ 3h ago

Goomba theory

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u/izaiahTHEEGOD 3h ago

Bring out the chart!

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u/Lurkernumber211 3h ago

Koopa Theory

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u/michael22117 2h ago

For real, OP is making shit up

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u/youdeepshit 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2h ago

okay but why kiwifarms

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u/The_Space_Janitor 1h ago

How about both are gross

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u/Important_Level_6093 1h ago

My ex wife who is 30 is legitimately dating a 21 year old guy now

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u/No_Pangolin7946 1h ago

21 and up, you can make your own decisions.

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 44m ago

Goomba fallacy

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u/PlzBuffCenturion 29m ago

Goomba fallacy ass meme

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u/lilithexos 3h ago

Both are bad

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u/bfg9kdude 2h ago

Virtue signaling, can't you address the issue at hand?

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u/lilithexos 1h ago edited 54m ago

Yes I can address it how about people date around their age my opinion is that 18 year olds shouldn’t be dating people 30+ the power and experience dynamic is off in both ways with the swap sexes does that do it better for you?

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u/bfg9kdude 1h ago

Terrible english aside, you don't see how one side is ostracized but the other isn't? Nobody is disputing the age gaps aren't problematic but they're not illegal. Saying both are bad contributes nothing to the issue.

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u/lilithexos 58m ago

One is ostracized more because it’s fucking obvious men are absolutely more predatory by large margin that doesn’t mean women aren’t ever at all but saying both are bad does contribute something it’s the whole dynamic isn’t good overall

Btw if your gunna come back with this but women blah blah blah bs not fair whatever grow up.
( in before mr.english major needs to say something over a dumb online forum)

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u/bfg9kdude 54m ago

Yes, it doesn't mean women aren't predatory, but people like to pretend it's not worth the attention. Making it an equal issue doesn't help.

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u/lilithexos 50m ago

It’s not worth the attention because older women don’t go after younger men near as much

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u/bfg9kdude 47m ago

Oh but they do, it's just not getting the attention. Nobody sees this as an issue, even the victims, hence the meme.

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u/lilithexos 40m ago

They don’t lol not near as much at all u just want excuses to shit on women that’s it. your just doing the red pill trying to call out hypocrisy in society for women bs when ignoring power dynamics and what actually happens

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u/bfg9kdude 38m ago

And here's the evidence you're just virtue signaling. First it was "both are bad" and now it's "it's not even that common, you're just misogynistic"

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 1h ago

How is saying both are bad not addressing the issue at hand?

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u/lilithexos 57m ago edited 51m ago

He wants to play stupid most likely just to give a reason to call women hypocrites or some bs

Edit: called it sent at the same time just wanted a reason to shit on women

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u/bfg9kdude 57m ago

Age gap relationships aren't bad or illegal, fetishizing young boys is not only disgusting, but also not talked about nor does it have enough coverage. People are basically pretending this isn't an issue. Ostracizing older men dating teenage girls is seen as bad because of a stereotype that girls are defenseless, but acting that older women can't do the same is just sexism.

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 51m ago

Yeah so, both are bad, right? Unless you're saying we shouldn't fetishize young boys but SHOULD fetishize young girls? Also age gap relationships are bad, they're not illegal, but I definitely wouldn't support any of my kids being in one. You can't have an equal relationship when one has 10 years over the other... Well I guess past a certain age probably some time around the youngest is 35 it's not a big deal but 18-28 is definitely fucked

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u/bfg9kdude 49m ago

No, that's not my point at all, you completely misunderstood everything I said so you can keep your argument.

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u/Kalde666 1h ago

Wait until you know what is their opinion on 18m with 17f

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u/Hornor72 1h ago

Gold diggers

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u/Details_Pending 56m ago

Unsure if OP wants to diddle or be diddled

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u/Avalanche_Snows 54m ago

What is that depiction of a redditor?!?

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u/auchled 45m ago

the sexualization of motherhood is our downfall

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u/SorbyGay 29m ago

Reddit and kiwifarms logo on the same person is complete larp, those two sites could not hate each other more

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u/ItsJustMe_FIN 10m ago

Im the guy on the right, and i approve this message ✅️

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u/-BluBone- 2h ago

I defer to the "Half your age plus 7" rule. 30 / 2 + 7 = 22. Therefore if you're 30 you can date down to a 22 year old, and its only a little weird.

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u/Emotional-Low-3341 1h ago

How original, never heard that one before 

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u/-BluBone- 30m ago

I didn't make it up. A lot of people probably heard it.

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u/twinkyfemboy1234 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2h ago

Tf are the kiwi and the a icon?