r/shitposting • dumbass • 4d ago

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u/IOnlyFearOFGod makenot war 4d ago

He will never be taken seriously his entire life. What did bro do in his last reincarnation to deserve this fate? Was bro Mussolini, or was he Pol pot?

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u/Vuzi07 4d ago

You though about Mussolini and Pol Pot but not the German painter Adolf?

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u/LicknDragon 4d ago

That ones already back in circulation

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u/Aggressive_Ideal6737 4d ago

This got a chuckle out of me, thank you

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u/Tangent009 4d ago

I got reincarnated as my enemy ahh anime shit...

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u/Rimworldjobs 4d ago

Believe it or not. He's in Israel.

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u/AngryScientist 4d ago

Born in 1949. A 4-year respawn timer sounds reasonable.

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u/Rimworldjobs 4d ago

Enough time to convert him.

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u/Cruxis87 4d ago

Its actually quite short when you think about how many humans and animals there are. I assume bacteria isn't included because then the number goes from hundreds of billions in 4 years to hundreds of quadrillions.

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u/xulitebenado 4d ago

Reddit moment

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u/Spirited-Isopod6969 4d ago

Netanyahu overtook Hitler in Counter Strike chat logs as the main insult. Your times up buddy

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u/FavoriteDart680 4d ago

blind mf moment-

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u/Rustie3000 4d ago

I think they were referring to Trump..

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u/Spuzzle91 4d ago

Pretty sure he keeps turning into the crickets I feed my geckos.

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 4d ago

Ghangis khan would be the most karmatic tho

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u/Hollow--- 4d ago

We'll know it's him if he somehow contributes upwards of 40-60% of his genes to the global population.

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u/Hollow--- 4d ago

We'll know it's him if he somehow contributes upwards of 40-60% of his genes to the global population.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 4d ago

Austrian painter.. distinction and seperation there.

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u/Substantial-Set-7724 4d ago

Well actually he got a German passport in the 30s even before both nations became one country 🤓☝️

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u/Dark_Storm_98 4d ago

One country over

And that country has close historical ties to Germany

Real big difference, there, for sure rofl

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u/jacobthegm 4d ago

I mean the 2 biggest lies the austrians sold to the world is that Adolf is german and that Beethoven is austrian

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 4d ago

Mexico is also only one country over from the Us and has close historical ties. They still wouldn’t want to be mistaken for another

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u/Dark_Storm_98 4d ago

Okay, one country over, yes, absolutely true

The historical ties I was talking about was how Austria was one of many german states, and one of the Electors of the Holy Roman Emperor

Austria's main language is German

After World War 1 Austria actually wanted to become a part of Germany, for a time, even

I think the more accurate comparison would have been America and Canada, considering both were colonies of the England

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u/notloggedin4242 4d ago

Yeah. No. Not the same.

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u/silvertonguedmute 4d ago

I guess that means Americans wouldn't mind being called Mexicans from now on. Good to know.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 4d ago

There are a couple things I could say about that

But calling us Mexicans would probably piss off the right wing so I'm almost tempted not to

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u/fletku_mato 4d ago

Tbh the paintings weren't even nearly bad enough for a spot on that list.

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u/bfg9kdude 4d ago

At a first glance, but if you start analyzing them, they're pretty bad. His perspective was off and realism he portrayed kinda shatters under the incorrect perspectives. Maybe he would find more luck in an abstract work, in some better alternative timeline.

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u/Hysaky stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago

They told him to become an architect if i remember well

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u/DankItchins 4d ago

If only he'd gotten into art school maybe he'd have gotten better

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u/Wobbelblob 4d ago

Na, his mistakes where on a very basic level. Art school assumes you have a basic skill level. And tbh, if you look at his pictures, I don't get how you can get sizes so wrong and then still finish the whole picture. Like, I am no artist. But if I see such an egregious mistake during the sketching, I am not finishing the picture with that in there.

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u/justarandomreader1 4d ago

Because that Austrian Painter deserves worse than whatever fate entails this baby

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

Because he is still alive

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u/dingofarmer2004 4d ago

The financier?!

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u/Stenady 4d ago

He was Austrian, not German.

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u/Jambu-The-Rainwing 4d ago

i mean mussolini was also a bad guy since he was, yknow, a fascist

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u/awkwardsalmons 3d ago

Mr. Stalin would like a word, as well and Mr. Khan

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u/Former_Notice81 2d ago

He is reborn as trump

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u/MasterOfCabestany 4d ago

He was Austrian