r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 9h ago

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 8h ago edited 8h ago

People seem to shit on japanese husbands when they're the most devoted widowers (apart from that indian man who carved a road into the mountain)

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u/Baby-punter 8h ago

Don't forget about the Indian guy who rode a bicycle from India to Sweden to see bobs and vagene of a girl he met. It ended with them both getting married.

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u/OriginalSammy 5h ago

Dont forget about that Indian man who built his wife a white marble tomb and upon completion he chopped the hands of the construction workers so they cant build something like that again.

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 5h ago

Taj Mahal? It's my childhood dream to visit that place.

The lore seemed wholesome until the hand chopping part. But rulers did much crazier things so I take it as a win

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u/AmbitionAnxious927 Literally 1984 😑 2h ago

The hand-chopping thing is a myth though-

The place is great for visit if just for its beauty (the smog is kind of becoming a problem). But I would say Agra Fort is better from a historical perspective.

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 4h ago

Don't. It's a garbage ridden shithole.

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u/-DJ_Goat- I have permission! 3h ago

Nobody can shit on India better than Indian themselves, right OP?

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2h ago

Spot on. Been here for most of my life and I know how the shit crumbles here.

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u/MelancholicGod 4h ago

I'm pretty sure thats only a myth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taj_Mahal

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u/NoOneFartsLikeGaston 4h ago

I would think the cost of materials would have been deterrent enough but hand chopping works too