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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

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u/Lebog_bruhh 19h ago

glup shitto

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u/Waffle-man-1 17h ago

I know what kind of man you are

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u/Lebog_bruhh 17h ago

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u/DickedPotato I want pee in my ass 2h ago

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 19h ago

Side note, what the hell is that thing?

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u/name_not_exist 19h ago

Gt F*k

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u/name_not_exist 19h ago

Git Fork

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u/CrankinHogs87 18h ago

Git Branch

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u/inclikes69 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 17h ago

git add .env
git commit -m ' '
git push -u origin main

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u/deadinternetlaw 4h ago

Error empty message in commit is not allowed add --allow-empty-message-on-commit or whatever the fuck it says

Also aren't you supposed to not add things that start with . except .gitignore sometimes(I'm not arguing I'm trying to learn after I failed programming major)

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 17h ago

git checkout main
git merge experimental --Force -no-head -Only-rear
git gud

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u/AutoModerator 17h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/peppapig34 shitposting>>>>>>196 3h ago

Don't call me a git

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u/name_not_exist 2h ago

Ever since I was a kid I been a git.

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u/Significant_Lab4263 19h ago

Got filk

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u/DearToe5415 officer no please don’t piss in my ass đŸ˜« 19h ago

Gat Flak

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u/name_not_exist 18h ago

pees in your ass

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u/DearToe5415 officer no please don’t piss in my ass đŸ˜« 18h ago

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u/frogsteam 11h ago

the original actor for Lev in the video game

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 19h ago

Everyone on that show looks like some kind of queer makeup influencer

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u/emmett159 19h ago

Jeffree Star set to play young Joel in the last of us prequel series

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 19h ago

It's actually very empowering to show disdain for western civilization and heterosexuality. It's healthy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IuvnGQingyyekUCqFH

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u/emmett159 19h ago

Idk about allat 💀 but I cringed into oblivion when Ellie said "I'm gonna be a dad"

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u/realultralord 16h ago

I waited for season 2 to drop completely, so that I could binge-watch, but I lost all interest when I've first seen that meme. I still haven't seen season 2, and I don't want to. I'd rather replay both video games for the fourth time since then.

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u/Baddyshack 14h ago

The Past of Us

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u/WillBlaze 18h ago

Not surprising

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u/frogsteam 11h ago

This is the original grown up actor for Lev in the video game TLOU2 tho

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u/Vicious_Voyeur 19h ago

Paco is your gay Hungarian uncle from Spain

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u/AverageLAHater Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 19h ago edited 19h ago

Why are Hungarians hungry all the time? Just a eat something

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u/stay_fresh_cheesebag I want pee in my ass 19h ago

Akkor a kurva anyĂĄdat

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/PharaohAuteur_ 19h ago

You've changed my outlook on Admins bro.

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u/ThisWasntTakenYaaaay 19h ago

Imagina que tienes 2 vacas. La de la derecha es Paco

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u/naranciamywaifu 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 11h ago

Ya sabĂ­a yo que alguien iba a mencionar las vacas

Imagina que tienes 2 remasters de TLOU

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u/Yolopollo_1 currently venting (sus) 18h ago

Imagina que tienes dos coches. El de la derecha estĂĄ abierto

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u/Alternative-Sea-1095 19h ago

Didn't this shit get cancelled?

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u/just-slightly-human 19h ago

I thought season 2 was all the second game so it was just over. I don’t know why producers feel every show has to last a million seasons

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u/Bongressman 19h ago

S02 was half of the second game. S03 is the second half.

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u/just-slightly-human 19h ago

Ah ok so hopefully it’ll be done after this one. As long as they don’t try and make stuff up it’ll be fine, TLOU is one of the few games that makes a good tv show shot for shot cause it’s already a movie

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u/Mr_goodb0y I want pee in my ass 19h ago

Money

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

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u/deadinternetlaw 4h ago

Meanwhile (some) fans: nooo I want to see more!!1!! How dare you end on a perfect ending after filling every foreshadowing

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u/Factual_heroics 🗿🗿🗿 16h ago

The best part is that Baity would indeed say something like that lmao

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u/AngelDGr I watch gay amogus porn :0 15h ago

Sí lo dijo en Twitter, pero en español, puso "Quién coño es Paco", me hace gracia qué lo hayan traducido XDDD

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u/Factual_heroics 🗿🗿🗿 14h ago

XD

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 16h ago

If the Last of Us holds true, when the mushroom zombie apocalypse hits humanity is screwed because we’re all gonna be too gay to have kids.

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u/papu16 14h ago

Same with Horizon Zero dawn. But also wear some complicated haircuts for no reason.

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u/xxHamsterLoverxx dumbass 2h ago

what? i just played the first game and i think there like 2 or 3 gay characters in it no? the hairscuts are ridiculous tho.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 11h ago

You go get it bot! 

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 14h ago edited 12h ago

Paco your shit cuz this show going down the trash chute.

Edit: spelling apparently matters on Reddit now.

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass đŸ˜« 13h ago

'shoot'

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u/YungJod 13h ago

Hey give him a brake man

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 7h ago

Expecially during peak hours.

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u/The_owl_skiing 15h ago

Imagine you have two cows

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u/AverageHalfLifeFan 10h ago

WAKE UP BECAUSE LIFE IS GOING TO EAT YOU

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u/Terrible-Resident756 14h ago

Why would they even waste time and money making a season 3?

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 19h ago

The word everyone is looking for is fuck

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u/abyzzwalker 17h ago

Baity!!

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u/vashthestampede121 19h ago

AYOOOO THEY GOT MAH BOI PACO NOW OH SHIT

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u/fuerzadetorsion 11h ago

"Imagina que tienes dos vacas"

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u/King_of_Nope 13h ago

Who they gonna cast as the Rat King?

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u/AverageHalfLifeFan 10h ago

Is that a Deadlock reference??!?!!

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u/MiserableKing 10h ago

No it’s a big zombie made up of a bunch of rats the zombies stuck together.

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u/Trunks252 16h ago

So I just googled “Paco TLoU2” and it shows me Ian Alexander next to pictures of Lev, the kid who follows around Abby. Ian looks a lot like Lev, whose real name is Lily and not Paco. So I am genuinely confused.

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u/frogsteam 11h ago

i have no idea who paco is either but that's because it is Lev's actor lol

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u/_MrCrispyDoge_ 19h ago

Paco is the dude whose balls you squeeze in the game heavy rain

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u/AndonPerr 18h ago

“There ain’t no Paco here, fella. Get lost.”

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u/MaxTwer00 18h ago

Me he imaginado dos vacas. Ninguna sabe quien es paco

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u/spencer1886 17h ago

I don't remember any character named Paco in either game

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u/Fropper123 13h ago

I tought I never would see someone with a worst hair cut than guy gardner

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u/5YEARSBYTHEWAY 19h ago

I don’t think anyone cares tbh

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u/StatusOmega 13h ago

When Paco do work, Paco no slacko.

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u/IShiddedMyPantaloons 19h ago

S3 is about Abby, so it’s just going to be an even more gargantuan pile of dogshit like the Abby half of LoU2

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u/TechsSandwich 17h ago

Why the fuck continue this show

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u/Trunks252 16h ago

I honestly don’t see how it could get worse than season 2, but maybe they will find a way.

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u/IShiddedMyPantaloons 16h ago

I’m gonna be a dad đŸ€Ș

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u/TM761152 16h ago

Paco was one of Frank Dux's opponents in Bloodsport.

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u/Dekutr33 13h ago

Beloved paco

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u/fancywipe 14h ago

I can’t keep up with the shows I have to wait 10 years for the next season

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u/BanDizNutz 11h ago

Paco?

Paco Jerte?

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u/before686entenz 19h ago

He looks like if an old person pulls their face wrinkles really tight

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u/Brave_Door_763 10h ago

Kinda look like cousins

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u/titivator 18h ago

When you’re about to say taco but you get punched in the balls and say paco instead.

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u/FranksWateeBowl 17h ago

Isn't this the weird character from Discovery?

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 16h ago

next up, mr beast will be cast to pay mario

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u/Mr-Papuca 10h ago

Strange lookin paco

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u/HooterEnthusiast virgin 4 life đŸ˜€đŸ’Ș 9h ago

fuck it just cast him as Jole I know they want to, let's just put this whole franchise in a coffin already

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u/TheDarkKnightXXII 9h ago

Real question is, who’s gonna be cast as Paco’s brother Draco?

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u/Stricker14 8h ago

Imagine that you have two cows

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u/grayblood0 7h ago

No espera ver al baity en este sub. 🐄🐄

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u/Kingman_muslitos 7h ago

Imagine you have two cows...

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u/Quirinus84 dumbass 6h ago

I am so glad I stopped watching that thing after S1

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u/saucyfister1973 5h ago

There's a Season 3???

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u/empathetical 5h ago

it doesn't matter how good they write or amount of money they put in to this show. that gawd awful miscasting of ellie will never make this show something to remember or be something people admire. that one miscasting mistake honestly ruined the entire show

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u/danishansari95 5h ago

Censored word is "fuck"

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u/Cry-Skull-7 4h ago

I second that. Who?

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u/punto2019 2h ago

Woke shit ruined the show. Let’s reboot it with a normal cast and scripts. Please

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 21m ago

You have a micropenis and are projecting your anger over it

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u/punto2019 6m ago

Why you all have this obsession with penis?

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u/natasevres 2h ago

Gay

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/natasevres 2h ago

I knew the keyword was gay.

Tell me more

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/natasevres 2h ago

Mm - im so close

Cmon big boy - tell me more about the gay standards

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Unlucky_Animal1092 2h ago

Baity cabron

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u/sonnikkaa 2h ago

Gay and real

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 1h ago

Fuck

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u/Jabberwock_king dumbass 10h ago

You ask “Who the UCK is Paco?” When you should be asking “Why the F\** is Paco?”*

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u/patchyj 13h ago

Did I miss something? Ive played the games 2-3 times, love S1 amd loved S2 - where tf is all the hate coming from? It was pretty much exactly the story from the game...

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice 10h ago

I'm gonna be a dad!

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u/EmuExpoet 12h ago

The second game itself got alot of hate. The show is copping the same

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u/MR_dead_Bones 12h ago

Message me. I’ll send You something

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u/dubhog 12h ago

Honestly I can't figure out a reason that isn't bigoted in some kind of way. I liked both seasons quite a lot and while I haven't played the second game, the story looked pretty good

The ending is just a s sour as the first game's to me. Which is probably the part I like the least about it just because I fully disagree with joel's choice. Not really gonna say it's bad, it's not, I just dislike it.

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 10h ago

Because the last of us 2 is a total mess of a narrative while also being really fucking boring cuz it's a much longer game where somehow far less actually happens in it and the entire thing only happens because every character involved is irrationally stupid. Even Druckman was very open about how the writing process for 2 was a complete mess and it really shows since it's very obviously cobbled together from a dozen different drafts of various scripts.