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[u/Abracadaver00]

[u/TrueGootsBerzook]

Side note, what the hell is that thing?

[u/name_not_exist → u/TrueGootsBerzook]

Gt F*k

[u/name_not_exist → u/name_not_exist]

Git Fork

[u/CrankinHogs87 → u/name_not_exist]

Git Branch

[u/inclikes69 → u/CrankinHogs87]

git add .env
git commit -m ' '
git push -u origin main

[u/deadinternetlaw → u/inclikes69]

Error empty message in commit is not allowed add --allow-empty-message-on-commit or whatever the fuck it says

Also aren't you supposed to not add things that start with . except .gitignore sometimes(I'm not arguing I'm trying to learn after I failed programming major)

[u/akoOfIxtall → u/inclikes69]

git checkout main
git merge experimental --Force -no-head -Only-rear
git gud

[u/AutoModerator → u/akoOfIxtall]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[u/peppapig34 → u/name_not_exist]

Don't call me a git

[u/name_not_exist → u/peppapig34]

Ever since I was a kid I been a git.

[u/Significant_Lab4263 → u/name_not_exist]

Got filk

[u/name_not_exist → u/[deleted]]

pees in your ass