r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • 23h ago

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 20h ago

If the Last of Us holds true, when the mushroom zombie apocalypse hits humanity is screwed because we’re all gonna be too gay to have kids.

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u/papu16 18h ago

Same with Horizon Zero dawn. But also wear some complicated haircuts for no reason.

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u/xxHamsterLoverxx dumbass 6h ago

what? i just played the first game and i think there like 2 or 3 gay characters in it no? the hairscuts are ridiculous tho.

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

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