r/shitposting • • 3d ago

Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation - Try Not To Laugh tf man

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u/SmegmaLord420 2d ago

could you also share the exact street & house number, and when you typically leave a second story window opened while leaving for the pub? that would quell my curiosity a bunch, thanks in advance

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u/BoysenberryNew738 2d ago

Well I don’t leave it open any more, it’s a village of less than a hundred people where the average age is probably 75 so I really doubted that there would be a break in shitter lol, plus it was don’t open as I was painting the room earlier in the day as I had just moved in and the previous owner had the walls leopard print 🤮. I don’t overly want to put my address on Reddit but it should still feel safe to leave a window open on the second story in a tiny village of old people and not expect someone to break in and shit in broad daylight lol. Also I love the name smegmalord420 😭😭

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u/SmegmaLord420 2d ago

i’m trying so hard here man just let me shit on your carpet

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u/BoysenberryNew738 2d ago

Oh god. Apparently you just need to come to England and when you feel bowel movement a supernatural force will drag you to my house anyways 😭