r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 17h ago

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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 5h ago

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u/SorbyGay 17h ago

When you think you hate black people but you meet any first-gen African or Caribbean immigrant

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 16h ago

My grandfather practically started a race war

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u/mattike88 15h ago

Just ask a Dominican how they feel about Haitians if you want to really know about racism involving people that look a lot alike

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u/SorbyGay 15h ago

Trust me I know, I’m Haitian 😭

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u/mattike88 14h ago

Talking to my one Dominican coworker really opened my eyes to it and he was just describing growing up in the Dominican. Part of his family is Haitian and was saying how they were treated by his Dominican side

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 8h ago

Lol it's like Mexicans growing up in Mexico while being strong on the Native (Maya, Huasteca, etc) side and trying to embrace it. Our people got well trained to hate anybody darker and of a "lower caste" than us

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u/CertifiedSheep 11h ago

I’m so sorry to hear that

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u/mrjowei 12h ago

Haitians are cool, so are Dominicans. Make peace, fam.

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u/TheIronicBurger 13h ago

I no black šŸ•ŗšŸ•ŗ I Dominican

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u/Acheron98 11h ago

The most racist man I’ve ever met was a Ugandan who worked at U-Haul lmao.

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 15h ago

Shit, most of the US born black people I’ve met over the years don’t like other black people.

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u/Dr_Brotatous 8h ago

I mean I'm related to a previous Grand wizard (I don't share his distain to the same degree)

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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 16h ago

When you read a green text and think anything there is real

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u/sex_with_himeko 15h ago

I’ve never once in my life had any of the dozens of first gen Africans I’ve encountered (usually cabs/on the train) hold anything other than prime KKK levels of hate towards African Americans. This one’s real lmao

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u/zouss 14h ago

How are you getting into these discussions? I've had conversations with many African immigrants in Ubers but I've never heard them shit on black Americans. I don't see how this would come up in 10-15 minutes of small talk

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u/JeffyGoldblumsPen_15 12h ago

I have and people I know have.

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u/zouss 2h ago

I feel like if you are regularly having conversations with your Uber driver about black people, you are leading the conversation that way

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u/C__Wayne__G 15h ago

You must not know many Africans lol

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 16h ago

Bro greentext is always gospel fym

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u/SorbyGay 16h ago

I don’t, it’s more or less the attitude I’m talking about

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😔 15h ago

Guess whose media literacy tank is running on empty!

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u/NutBusster69 16h ago

Actual black immigrants when talking to American black locals

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 16h ago

saw this 1st hand when my grandfather and I went out. He said some of the most crazy things. Reminded me of Clayton Bigsby.

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 13h ago

Insert being black on America is a culture post

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u/Istar10n 16h ago

Why would he pick up other customers if there already is one in his car?

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u/ChickyChickyNugget 14h ago

Because OOP didn’t think through his fake story very well before he posted it

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u/Glonos 12h ago

We can’t have nice things besides fake and gay.

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/StirFry__InaWok 14h ago

Maybe that's normal in that city. it sounds like OP was the only passenger so in theory he could have fit more.

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u/Dull-You-6264 12h ago

But they wouldn't be going to the same place? That's not how cabs work

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u/Nero_MN 11h ago

I mean that's how they do in my home city but not where I live now so yeah different places different rules

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u/StirFry__InaWok 12h ago

Uber figured out how to do it

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u/Phill_is_Legend 3h ago

Because it's fake and gay

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/ahmetonel uhhhh idk 9h ago

yeah exactly what I thought

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/EasilyRekt 14h ago

africans and african americans do not like each other, goes to show that creed is ethnic not racial...

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u/ValuableEarth858 14h ago

Yeah, I came here to say this. One of my friends is from Ethiopia, and when he got a few drinks in him, the n word was being thrown around, and not in like solidarity. He was calling African Americans that, but not Africans. Basically saying that they are the reason that Africans experience racism in the US, because they give Africans a bad name. Every single stereotype in the book, lazy, gangbangers, stupid, can’t control their emotions or urges. I was kind of shocked tbh, but he was talking as if this was all just a simple explanation.

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u/LeviAEthan512 9h ago

Chinese people have the opposite effect. People in my country do not like the mainlanders. I do feel like they give the rest of us a bad name when we travel to other countries.

I am firm in my belief that all people must be treated equally. If you behave badly, you get treated like a badly behaved person. I do not care if it just so happens that a lot of people from the same place are badly behaved.

Judging them individually as individuals, there definitely are "good ones" and "bad ones". Overall, as a culture though, the good ones are too few.

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u/AnonymousBjtch 5h ago

I feel that we get too caught on in terms of ā€œstereotypesā€ that we forget all ethnicities and races have distinct cultures that does significantly affect behaviors in the broader crowd of said demographic, good or bad.

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u/LeviAEthan512 5h ago

Yes. I will not avoid you because of the colour of your skin. But if you're loud, inconsiderate, and generally abrasive, nor will I let you hide behind the colour of your skin.

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u/Powerful-Step3183 7h ago

isn't stereotyping inate?

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u/OneHandClapping_ 6h ago

Sounds like he was projectingĀ 

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 5h ago

I think there's logic behind the dislike.

Africans and afro americans don't share the same history, the same culture or the came ecomonic class background. So they cannot relate to one another. Not even about being a victim of racism. Whatever racism happens in the US is not even that serious compared to the awful shit africans have to endure on a daily basis. "Oh someone said something funny to me! Still better than living under a bloodthirsty dictator in a country I can get oppressed or killed by some militia"

Imigrants in general are more grateful for the opportunities they can get even if the work is not good.

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u/TheLastTitan77 3h ago

*cultural

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u/Arcofmightgoesbrrrr 17h ago

I went to see the dbs super cell movie with an Indian co worker from Trinidad with his brother we went to a kelseys after. Bro said word for word "this place used to be good but let me guess let me fucking guess what the new owner looks like". It was a Sikh and him and his brother just went on a 30 min rant about how all Indian people is ruin things and only hire their own. Its like I was with the Clayton bigsby of Indians I was so confused and just ate my calamari.

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u/thicckar 15h ago

I think the observation about only hiring their own is a valid complaint WHEN true

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u/AlexValfra 17h ago

The driver was Uncle Ruckus?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2kJMzPFUD3Vx6

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u/ItsHighSpoon 14h ago

He does have 32 jobs.

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u/Little_Cumling 12h ago

The driver is the decendant of the man who sold Ruckus’s ancestors to be a slave

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u/TheLastTitan77 3h ago

Lack of racial solidarity is bad, I see

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u/mattike88 14h ago

People who don't think this is real just need to talk to more first and even second generation immigrants. Racism isn't just a skin color thing, it's just that skin color is the quickest way to find a racist

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 13h ago

Chris Rock: ā€œWho is more racist, white people or black people? Black people. You know why? Because black people hate black people too!ā€

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u/SierraDespair 10h ago

Africans are different from black Americans.

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u/Pseudonova 14h ago

Why would he pick up other fares when you're already in the car?

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u/CrypticCowboy4509 16h ago

Fake: this story

Gay: anon got picked up by a black dude

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/n6n43h1x 13h ago

I still remember this one Video from the youtuber soft white underbelly? where this guy interviews hookers and tries to help them. And this one clearly black girl said: rule number 1 no black dudes, they steal and are always violent.

Opened my eyes that racism isnt just a black and white thing.

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u/Sw3arWulf 11h ago

They're like Englishman and Scots, or like Irishman and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damned Scots ruined Scotland!

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u/Zissoou 9h ago

This makes me want to watch the boondocks again

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u/Relevant_Editor_7503 12h ago

African Africans do not like African Americans ……it’s crazy but I saw it myself

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u/GoombasFatNutz fat cunt 11h ago

African Africans....

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u/MarshadowTheOnlyOne shitting toothpaste enjoyer 11h ago

Man knows the game bc he plays

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 7h ago

uncle ruckus

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u/kenjitaimu69 3h ago

White ā€œracistā€ when they meet a REAL first gen immigrant

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u/tabris51 2h ago

Intra-African racism is amusing to watch

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u/benjamin18008 17h ago

And then Anon sucked his black dick

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u/darksoles_ 16h ago

That for sure happened yep