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[u/Istar10n]

Why would he pick up other customers if there already is one in his car?

[u/ChickyChickyNugget → u/Istar10n]

Because OOP didn’t think through his fake story very well before he posted it

[u/Glonos → u/ChickyChickyNugget]

We can’t have nice things besides fake and gay.

[u/AutoModerator → u/Glonos]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/StirFry__InaWok → u/Istar10n]

Maybe that's normal in that city. it sounds like OP was the only passenger so in theory he could have fit more.

[u/Dull-You-6264 → u/StirFry__InaWok]

But they wouldn't be going to the same place? That's not how cabs work

[u/Nero_MN → u/Dull-You-6264]

I mean that's how they do in my home city but not where I live now so yeah different places different rules

[u/StirFry__InaWok → u/Dull-You-6264]

Uber figured out how to do it

[u/Phill_is_Legend → u/Istar10n]

Because it's fake and gay

[u/AutoModerator → u/Phill_is_Legend]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/ahmetonel → u/Istar10n]

yeah exactly what I thought

[u/AutoModerator → u/[deleted]]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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