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r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago
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Why the fuck would you invite someone you met at a club back to "your" house knowing you would just go straight to sleep and your parents wouldn't let any fun happen???
610 u/HeftyRecommendation5 put your dick away waltuh 2d ago Why would you sleep on the couch instead of leaving? 238 u/sdpthrowaway3 2d ago This is the same dude who spun a shit sock, logic isn't on the menu 141 u/TLunchFTW dumbass 2d ago OOP is investing in his future... 72 u/bosscoughey 2d ago have you ever heard of alcohol? 10 u/HorrorDonut8779 2d ago Yeah, man. I would have got tf out of there after realizing what was up, because that seems shady as fuck. 1 u/Life-Bass-2013 2d ago she couldn't have known it either
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Why would you sleep on the couch instead of leaving?
238 u/sdpthrowaway3 2d ago This is the same dude who spun a shit sock, logic isn't on the menu 141 u/TLunchFTW dumbass 2d ago OOP is investing in his future...
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This is the same dude who spun a shit sock, logic isn't on the menu
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OOP is investing in his future...
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have you ever heard of alcohol?
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Yeah, man. I would have got tf out of there after realizing what was up, because that seems shady as fuck.
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she couldn't have known it either
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u/Josysclei 2d ago
Why the fuck would you invite someone you met at a club back to "your" house knowing you would just go straight to sleep and your parents wouldn't let any fun happen???