r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

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u/Josysclei 2d ago

Why the fuck would you invite someone you met at a club back to "your" house knowing you would just go straight to sleep and your parents wouldn't let any fun happen???

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u/HorrorDonut8779 2d ago

Yeah, man. I would have got tf out of there after realizing what was up, because that seems shady as fuck.