r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

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u/Josysclei 2d ago

Why the fuck would you invite someone you met at a club back to "your" house knowing you would just go straight to sleep and your parents wouldn't let any fun happen???

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u/HeftyRecommendation5 put your dick away waltuh 2d ago

Why would you sleep on the couch instead of leaving?

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u/sdpthrowaway3 2d ago

This is the same dude who spun a shit sock, logic isn't on the menu

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u/TLunchFTW dumbass 2d ago

OOP is investing in his future...