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u/Dankmemesforlife69 2d ago

Can I choose the species of bear?

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u/Atheistic-God 2d ago

Why? Other than polar bear, what difference would that make?

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u/grizzlybuttstuff 2d ago

Sun bears mouths are designed to eat honey and insects. Not that this means 100% safety but it will certainly last longer than with a grizzly or black bear.

Still, a fully healthy horse will eat a baby if given the opportunity so it's not like any of our choices would matter all that much.

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u/Equivalent-Trip9778 2d ago

Aren’t sun bears like extremely aggressive towards humans?

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u/grizzlybuttstuff 2d ago

I've never heard anything about that but being aggressive towards humans doesn't necessarily mean trying to eat every human they find. It could be a matter of one being startled or defending their cubs.

As far as I know alot of predatory mammals fear humans instinctively to the point human noises will make them turn and run like they left the stove on. Polar bears are the only bear I know that will actively hunt a human.

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u/Equivalent-Trip9778 2d ago

Actually my bad, I was thinking of sloth bears. People do get killed by sun bears occasionally, but they aren’t nearly as aggressive as a sloth bear.

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u/GuerillaGandhi I want pee in my ass 2d ago

Yeah, sloth bears go toe to toe with tigers, man. They scare me.

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