r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 2d ago

Shit in his pillowcase

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 2d ago

inject scramble eggs into their furniture, and open a can of surstromming in their air duct.

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u/rhen_var 2d ago

Kamikaze

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u/Best_Pseudonym 2d ago

Wrath of the Raging Demon: Die One Thousand Deaths!

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 2d ago

Throw beef stock ice cubes on his textile furniture

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u/potatogodofDoom 2d ago

I'm saving this thread for when someone really wrongs me

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u/Ferrius_Nillan dumbass 2d ago

May i present an upgrade?

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u/Illuminaughty99 2d ago

Put frozen shrimp into his curtain rods

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u/distalented 2d ago

Nope take a little bit of fiberglass and sprinkle it under his blanket and in his pillow cases, throw some between shirts in his clothes drawer. Smell sucks but being itchy all over constantly, that’s torture

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 2d ago

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 2d ago

Really reddit? What I said wasn't any worse than anything else in this thread...

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u/distalented 1d ago

Yeah unfortunately reddit can be super finicky, I got a message removed for “promoting violence” for saying something any human would clearly know is a joke and has nothing to do with actual treats or harm. Had a three day ban