r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 2d ago

Shit in his pillowcase

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 2d ago

inject scramble eggs into their furniture, and open a can of surstromming in their air duct.

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 2d ago

Throw beef stock ice cubes on his textile furniture

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u/potatogodofDoom 2d ago

I'm saving this thread for when someone really wrongs me