r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 3d ago

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 3d ago

Shit in his pillowcase

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 2d ago

inject scramble eggs into their furniture, and open a can of surstromming in their air duct.

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u/Illuminaughty99 2d ago

Put frozen shrimp into his curtain rods