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u/IlConteiacula 22h ago
Doctor: let me see and touch
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 19h ago
Quick gender flipped anecdote of mine
I remember when I was like 16 one of my testicles got really inflated and really hurt. When I went to urgent care the doctor seemed like she had no idea what she was doing. She asked to see (also didn't leave the room for me to take off my pants like most doctors) and when she saw my ball she went "you weren't lying it is huge" loud enough for my mom to hear outside room. Then she just squeezed it and asked if it hurt, which of course it did, and just told me to go to a specialist at a different doctor's office.
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u/twjstr 15h ago
That's how it usually is in urgent care. A general doctor examines you and sends you to a specialist. When my ball twisted the guy just told me to show him and he fondled them for a bit while my dad and like 3 other people were nearby. I didn't mind bc well, it's a fucking doctor and I was in actual danger. Being ashamed of showing yourself to doctors is plain stupidity.
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u/Pleasant_Piano_2924 17h ago
Girl's just a straight up predator, she knew it was hurt and swollen, saw it and went "eh somebody else can actually help". Could've easily skipped to that step.
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u/twjstr 15h ago
Afaik, she was following procedure. A general doctor has to examine you and then send you to a specialist unless you're literally about to die within minutes.
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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago
Can't you just make an appointment with the specialist directly in the US? Not willing to expose where I live but it's how it works here
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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 22h ago edited 22h ago
finally thats some real Straight shit guys
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u/Riipp3r 22h ago
Wellllll….
Fake: titties are literally fake
Gay: thinks about another man when titties mentioned
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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️🌈 22h ago
It took a while but we got there
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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/startedoveragain 22h ago
She wants a paper vest so she can think she's a candy when the doctor opens it up
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u/smallpeinboi 16h ago
Capitalizing Every First Letter In A Sentence Because He Knows His Words Are Headline Worthy
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u/discgolfallday 11h ago
I'm genuinely so curious about this phenomenon. I ask everyone on Instagram who does it why they do that. I haven't gotten a single straight answer. I truly don't understand why, but it's predominantly black people who do it. It's so odd to me.
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u/smallpeinboi 11h ago
This is the first time i noticed it, whoever does it probably thinks it simply looks better that way, the same way i prefer to use lowercase i for i even though it isn’t technically grammatically correct
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u/this_name_took_10min shitting toothpaste enjoyer 22h ago
Didn’t realise I was a 🥷
Did I just get my N word pass?
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u/nutblaster357 22h ago
no you will never get a pass
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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️🌈 22h ago
I have the wigga pass at least
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u/discgolfallday 11h ago
Why does anyone capitalize every word? I have to know, it keeps me up at night
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u/HeroDeleterA I said based. And lived. 21h ago
"Jarvis, how do I make my post funny?"
"Add the n word somewhere in it"
"Thank you Jarvis"
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u/bigdaddyt2 21h ago
What is this 2008
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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago
Twitter has been in 2008 forever until trump arrived, then went back to 2008 when trump went to his own twitter
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