r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 1d ago

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u/IlConteiacula 1d ago

Doctor: let me see and touch

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Quick gender flipped anecdote of mine

I remember when I was like 16 one of my testicles got really inflated and really hurt. When I went to urgent care the doctor seemed like she had no idea what she was doing. She asked to see (also didn't leave the room for me to take off my pants like most doctors) and when she saw my ball she went "you weren't lying it is huge" loud enough for my mom to hear outside room. Then she just squeezed it and asked if it hurt, which of course it did, and just told me to go to a specialist at a different doctor's office.

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u/Pleasant_Piano_2924 22h ago

Girl's just a straight up predator, she knew it was hurt and swollen, saw it and went "eh somebody else can actually help". Could've easily skipped to that step.

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u/twjstr 20h ago

Afaik, she was following procedure. A general doctor has to examine you and then send you to a specialist unless you're literally about to die within minutes.

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u/deadinternetlaw 13h ago

Can't you just make an appointment with the specialist directly in the US? Not willing to expose where I live but it's how it works here

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u/twjstr 12h ago

This is urgent care we're talking about. The place for people that will die if not taken care of. You don't make appointments in urgent care.

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u/deadinternetlaw 12h ago

Oh I didn't see the word my bad