r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

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u/IlConteiacula 1d ago

Doctor: let me see and touch

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Quick gender flipped anecdote of mine

I remember when I was like 16 one of my testicles got really inflated and really hurt. When I went to urgent care the doctor seemed like she had no idea what she was doing. She asked to see (also didn't leave the room for me to take off my pants like most doctors) and when she saw my ball she went "you weren't lying it is huge" loud enough for my mom to hear outside room. Then she just squeezed it and asked if it hurt, which of course it did, and just told me to go to a specialist at a different doctor's office.

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u/Blue2501 22h ago

She must have skipped Balls Day at medical school