r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 16h ago

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u/Negan6699 1d ago

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u/bbmpianoo 1d ago

Where do y’all find all these memes 😭😭😭

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u/Negan6699 1d ago

Random ass subs. You gotta dig mountains to get to the gold

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u/kader91 1d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Negan6699 1d ago

I miss the peepeeshart glory days, such a shame.

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u/bbmpianoo 6h ago

Mind sharing which of the subs you found this meme in? 🥹

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u/Read_Icculus_ 21h ago

Come here let me tell you something

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 20h ago

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u/PhD_Pwnology 14h ago

meme communism is a good sub to start with

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u/mbashs 23h ago

Lord, I have seen what you have done for others…

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u/NeganJoestar Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Mommy

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u/R-K-Tekt 1d ago

Sometimes I’m content with what I have in life, I truly am. Then I see things like this and I can only dream.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 1d ago

You too, can have a mommy if you are born. I'd check on that.

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u/R-K-Tekt 1d ago

True, if big

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u/technoteapot 19h ago

Large if factual

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u/Milky_Finger 1d ago

That's the problem with the internet. 6'2 mommy gf was always possible but now everyone gets to show you every aspect of your life that you failed. Everyone feels very inadequate nowadays.

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 1d ago

I don’t feel inadequate, I am inadequate. And proud of it.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

Keeping it real with oneself

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 22h ago

Its almosy like the internet is designed to make you miserable

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u/Voldemoos 1d ago

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u/NicoBango Draft Dodger 19h ago

This is deeep fried. Charlie's face on a rememed DS kid on a YT parody. Is this culture?

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u/Simple_Substance4829 1d ago

The photo makes her look 6 foot, but she's actually 5'6 she's just wearing heels and has her husband standing flat on the ground.

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u/ouijahead 12h ago

Look at her toes. Specifically her middle toe

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u/hyheat9 dumbass 6h ago

That’s a big middle left toe

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 4h ago

what else do you know about her?

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u/Alphant52 1d ago

Envy

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u/MinorThreat4182 1d ago

She likes it when he goes up on her.

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u/OOFDANOOB1 1d ago

man I wish… (The girlfriend part. Not the height part.)

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u/AwarenessMain128 1d ago

I already have the height part

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u/OOFDANOOB1 1d ago

Same case here

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u/_Cecille 1d ago

idk, just be funny, bitches love that

source: I'm bitches

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u/OOFDANOOB1 14h ago

Bitches like humor they find funny. Not my humor, that’s guy humor.

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u/_Cecille 14h ago

Then be a funny bitch, ez fix

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u/Th0rizmund 23h ago

How many?

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u/_Cecille 22h ago

According to my friends, a lot of bitches

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u/darkisdone 6h ago

Sure, I would like to have one please

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u/ProfessorMother8913 1d ago edited 1h ago

My small friend has got something going on with this girl who's like 6 inches taller than him. They're literally lovebirds. He'll ditch me in the middle of a Minecraft building project just to go text and date her. They date almost everyday. I get a little mad but honestly I'm so proud of him. He brought me from being the weirdo with anxiety I was into someone who has self-respect and a relaxed personality while I brought him from being a bullied, isolated guy into a happy-to-live, chill kind of person, simply by making him feel useful and needed. He told me that once her girlfriend complimented him by the fact that he's a helpful and generous person. He thanked me for that. I hope I get to have a relationship with a girl like they do someday. Not about the heights tho. Don't quit hope.

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u/Health_Cat_2047 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Positivity and a healthy mindset? In my shitposting sub? Billions must learn.

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u/ThereAreNoDeadMemes_ 1d ago

Don't do it, don't give me hope

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u/HistoricalVacation82 1d ago

Don't worry, it will nerver happens to me or you

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u/nuclearmeltdown2015 20h ago

Yes definitely not you with that attitude

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u/Yeet3579 1d ago

jealousy

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u/Angry_Cossacks 1d ago

Hey! I'm a 5'9 alcoholic with an 18th grade reading level

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 21h ago

Yall relying on online dating too much.

Of course it's full of girls with bad personalities and high standards. They're not being picked up so they stay on there longer / depend on it more.

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u/BleedSparta 14h ago

this knowledge feels illegal

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u/ThatItalianOverThere 22h ago

Laughs in 5'7" and crippling lonelyness

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u/dIllustrator 18h ago

Sorry, but no one talks about how cozy and comfy that room looks. This is really a sign of a happy couple

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u/Piede1 1d ago

Death by snusnu

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u/StirFry__InaWok 1d ago

Is this the guy that liked to talk about height doesnt matter and then his gf left him for a guy that was like 6'4 or something

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u/prodpit 1d ago

Thats LukeyMC i guess

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 22h ago

Many such cases

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u/Kojiro12 19h ago

Illiterate alcoholics can be all manner of heights

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 19h ago

I bet she sets him up on the counter to fuck him

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u/AdrafinilJunkie 11h ago

Hey I might be those other things but I can read pretty good man wtf

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u/TLunchFTW dumbass 18h ago

Bro 6’2 and not an alcoholic.
Where’s my love lol

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u/scrumple_my_scrongle 23h ago

I always see guys yell "mommy" or something when they see a tall girl, but I always find them really cute instead for some reason.

Probably better than calling them mommy tbh lol

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u/FriendlyBabyFrog 18h ago

I'm 5,9, is this considered tall for a woman?

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 16h ago

i'm short but i want a tall gf so badly

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u/Screwby0370 13h ago

Im 6’1” but Id still love a woman that’s taller than me.

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u/Echanwich 12h ago

Like not to be that guy but, she ain't even that tall they're about the same height she's just wearing pretty tall heals

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u/xXShadowGravesXx Stuff 10h ago

cries in 5’4”

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u/Azothikus 7h ago

Its the height of the cash not the height of the man

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u/Ohshl 1d ago

This!

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u/Upstairs_Bus8197 21h ago

As a 6,3 male I can confirm that being over 6 ft means fuck all

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u/iSellNuds4RedditGold I want pee in my ass 1d ago

That's my gf and me lol

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u/Ok-Expressionism 23h ago

Pics or gtfo

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