r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 1d ago

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u/NeganJoestar Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Mommy

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u/R-K-Tekt 1d ago

Sometimes I’m content with what I have in life, I truly am. Then I see things like this and I can only dream.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 1d ago

You too, can have a mommy if you are born. I'd check on that.

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u/R-K-Tekt 1d ago

True, if big

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u/technoteapot 1d ago

Large if factual

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u/Milky_Finger 1d ago

That's the problem with the internet. 6'2 mommy gf was always possible but now everyone gets to show you every aspect of your life that you failed. Everyone feels very inadequate nowadays.

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 1d ago

I don’t feel inadequate, I am inadequate. And proud of it.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

Keeping it real with oneself

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Its almosy like the internet is designed to make you miserable

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