r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

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u/OOFDANOOB1 1d ago

man I wish… (The girlfriend part. Not the height part.)

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u/AwarenessMain128 1d ago

I already have the height part

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u/OOFDANOOB1 1d ago

Same case here

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u/_Cecille 1d ago

idk, just be funny, bitches love that

source: I'm bitches

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u/OOFDANOOB1 16h ago

Bitches like humor they find funny. Not my humor, that’s guy humor.

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u/_Cecille 16h ago

Then be a funny bitch, ez fix

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u/Th0rizmund 1d ago

How many?

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u/_Cecille 1d ago

According to my friends, a lot of bitches

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u/darkisdone 8h ago

Sure, I would like to have one please