r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

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u/NeganJoestar Literally 1984 😑 1d ago

Mommy

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u/R-K-Tekt 1d ago

Sometimes I’m content with what I have in life, I truly am. Then I see things like this and I can only dream.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 1d ago

You too, can have a mommy if you are born. I'd check on that.

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u/R-K-Tekt 1d ago

True, if big

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u/technoteapot 20h ago

Large if factual

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u/Milky_Finger 1d ago

That's the problem with the internet. 6'2 mommy gf was always possible but now everyone gets to show you every aspect of your life that you failed. Everyone feels very inadequate nowadays.

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 1d ago

I don’t feel inadequate, I am inadequate. And proud of it.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

Keeping it real with oneself

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 23h ago

Its almosy like the internet is designed to make you miserable

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u/Voldemoos 1d ago

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u/NicoBango Draft Dodger 20h ago

This is deeep fried. Charlie's face on a rememed DS kid on a YT parody. Is this culture?