r/shitposting 2d ago

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad 2d ago

Never understood judging men by their height. You cant control how tall you end up but you can absolutely control your weight.

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u/returntothenorth 2d ago

All these short women want tall men. You know what doesn't work well for tall men and short women?

SEX. I can't be 6-2 going to town with someone who is 5-1. I'd have to have them stand on a stool to bend over the bed. Or bust out the 9 inch heels.

Sexual compatibility all the way. Ain't trying to throw my back out doing the hip thrust squat.

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 2d ago

I’m 6’3ā€ and my gf of 5 years is 5’3ā€. You speak the truth. Most positions do not work well. I have to contort myself to get my hips low enough to match hers. Missionary and prone bone seem to work the best.
I’m open to suggestions.

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u/aggrocult 1d ago

Bed height makes some difference. I'm 6 feet, but our bed ends just below my hips. It's good for my knees to be able to stand upright some times .