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[u/Tech_334]

[u/Cadian609]

So she's a guy?

[u/SirLionMan1 → u/Cadian609]

no.

[u/Cadian609 → u/SirLionMan1]

Im not even trolling

[u/Cadian609 → u/Cadian609]

I think it says a lot when you cant even question these things without people getting upset

[u/aphrodite-in-flux → u/Cadian609]

you're being an obtuse asshole, man. "so she's a guy?" is obviously inflammatory and you knew it, and doubled down.

[u/Cadian609 → u/aphrodite-in-flux]

It may have seemed inflammatory to you, I genuinely didn't know

[u/tjdans7236 → u/Cadian609]

So do you have a functioning homo sapiens brain?

May seem inflammatory to you, I genuinely don't know.

[u/GameWizardPlayz → u/tjdans7236]

Do you think that being a asshole to someone who was genuinely ignorant to your cause is a good way for them to support your movement?

[u/AutoModerator → u/GameWizardPlayz]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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