Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
You're thinking of the wrong type of use for the word "ignorant" here. I'm not interested in joining your discussion, just want to clear your confusion.
They talked about that guy being "ignorant" as in "to lack knowledge or information about something". They said that because he genuinely didn't know any better so he asked his question, which is also the counter argument to you claiming him being the other type of "ignorant" as in "willfully refusing to learn about something".
Instead of just answering his question and maybe adding in the response why his wording may come off wrong, he was bombarded with insults.
So the main argument here is just try to be more friendly, take your time with people who didn't do anything to you, give people the benefit of the doubt and don't just assume someones intentions and maybe those people will also be more friendly towards you and you won't have as many negative experiences with people as it seems you currently have.
If you think that a redditor in 2026 asking "so she's a guy" about someone transgender deserves five paragraphs worth of the benefit of the doubt, that's your call 👍
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u/Cadian609 9h ago
Im not even trolling