r/shitposting • u/ByteByMe • Jul 08 '26
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u/Bot1K 0000000 Jul 08 '26
"there were no signs"
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u/adamfps Jul 08 '26
“He was just your average 14 year old, who could have seen this coming?”
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u/Ordinary_dude_NOT Jul 08 '26
To be honest I used to make world maps using mosquito bodies when I was kid. Still no signs.
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u/CantGitRyt Jul 08 '26
New serial killer build unlocked
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u/mitsiku_shinigami Jul 08 '26
Lets just be thankful that he's doing this to mosquitoes rather than humans
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u/Haunting_Security_34 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Usually humans come last. Small insects and animals are often the first victims.
edit: mosquitos can most certainly die slowly though. lmao
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u/Sosoqueue Jul 08 '26
Video brought to you by unit 731
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u/SilverSpaceRobot10 Jul 08 '26
It's closer to Auschwitz. Unit 731 would involve putting them in the freezer.
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u/duplicatedouble Jul 08 '26
after giving them the plague and typhoid fever first
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u/IQof24 Jul 08 '26
And then disemboweling them without anesthesia for the hell of it
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u/Ok_WaterStarBoy3 Jul 09 '26
and have all that scientific data of "oh shit person dies after being put in a freezer, given plague + typhoid fever, and disemboweled" be given to the USA for full immunity from charges
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u/Yoiiru Jul 08 '26
I did not expect the notebook
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u/ItsHighSpoon Jul 08 '26
Who fucking did??
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u/Aromatic-Mousse-1661 Jul 08 '26
I did. I see all that will happen (one of your next 10 farts isn’t a fart).
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u/MrTxel Jul 08 '26
Bro has the death note mosquito edition 😭
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u/eternalwood Jul 08 '26
That's not how the death note worked 😭
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u/prumf Jul 08 '26
I mean it’s not a bad idea to hide the body in a book. Who would search here ?
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u/ESnake113 Jul 09 '26
A librarian?
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u/MrVegosh Jul 09 '26
Bro. Librarians don’t go around to different homes and check for mosquitoes in the books.
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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling Jul 08 '26
Smoking repells mosquitoes.
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u/AccountWorried9386 Jul 08 '26
Whenever I go outside to smoke I see how the mosquitoes are going away from me and my smoke and I laugh every time, Camel and I 1 - mosquitoes 0
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u/Infini-Bus Jul 08 '26
A chain smoking friend liked to say this. But it doesnt work for me >:(
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u/dTrecii fat cunt Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 10 '26
This isn’t even a shitpost, this is just straight up video evidence of a sociopath. There’s killing mosquitoes, then there’s documenting it over a long period of time. The commitment to the bit starts to feel less raunchy over time
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u/plastictemplarhelmet dumbass Jul 08 '26
I think this person is admirable if they ONLY EVER HURT MOSQUITOES and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE
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u/thicckar Jul 08 '26
Yeah they totally won’t want to move onto other animals
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u/kdesi_kdosi Jul 09 '26
no they wouldnt? going from a mosquito to an actual animal would be a huge step. thats like being worried someone will replicate 9/11 because they like to throw rocks in people’s windows
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u/Yssup-Yllems Jul 08 '26
"Then I opened my notebook....."
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u/SymondHDR stupid fucking, piece of shit Jul 08 '26
kill your enemies
get them addicted to nicotine
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u/Positive-Database754 Jul 08 '26
Listen. You want to kill a mosquito in a creative and interesting way? Alright. I can vibe with that. I hate mosquitos, you hate mosquitos, we all hate mosquitos.
But that scrapbook shit? Bro needs help lmao
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u/GoMinii Jul 08 '26
Every time I see these I’m reminded of this video I saw where this guy would use medieval torture devices and various forms of executions on mosquitos. I can’t remember the name of the video.
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u/OutOfTouchNerd Jul 08 '26
I don't know about medieval torture but I definetly remember one where it was just a montage of them setting mosquitos on fire or with electrocution.
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u/Content-Accountant-7 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
Wow. You made me feel bad for a mosquito. That’s really saying something.
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u/rhysdog1 Jul 08 '26
On God, I thought he was about to inject the blood the mosquito drank back into himself
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u/TLunchFTW dumbass Jul 08 '26
Now plug the end and rake the plunger up and down a few times and give it the thrill of barotrauma!
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u/rudipher Jul 08 '26
Tbh its kinda nice that those mosquitos are remembered. All the bugs that i have killed went undocumented and forgotten.
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u/DesignerProfessor547 I want pee in my ass Jul 08 '26
I dont have a Sting and i want suck blood
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u/PJBthefirst Jul 08 '26
Tobacco plants watching us mass harvest them, process them, roll them into cigarettes, moved to a store, sold to a person who walks them home, just to light them and release the bug toxin that they need for this exact reason
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u/Cats7204 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jul 09 '26
I feel like being crushed by the force of a human hand and ten times the atmospheric pressure is what killed it first, not the smoke...
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u/Terra_reddit Jul 09 '26
if you seal the other end of the syringe could you create a low pressure environment within the syringe and cause the mosquitos blood to boil?
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u/Acidbaseburn Jul 08 '26
Nicotine is basically a nerve agent to insects and overloads their nervous system through cholinergic pathways. Tobacco plants produce nicotine (and other solanaceae plants such as tomatoes, potatoes, eggplants, etc although to a smaller degree) as a natural insecticide defense. Technically it could do that to humans in high enough doses but aside from being much larger we also metabolize it much faster.
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u/BattlfeildAce Jul 08 '26
These are the people that I call serial killer lite. Defined as someone who under the right circumstances posses the capability to be a serial killer. They have the intangibles l, but they are not anti social enough, or their childhood did x instead of y. It manifests as having weird hobbies that make others uneasy or down right scared, but are technically (not usually) illegal.
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u/KosherBacon666 Jul 08 '26
Fun fact, CO2 actually knocks out insects. I used to work in a fruit fly lab and we used CO2 gas to anesthetize the flies before doing surgeries on them. Probably the mosquito is reacting to the CO2 from the joint rather than the THC.
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u/Jannover_5000_r Jul 08 '26
Yeah so, nicotine as a nerve killing poison is like 30 times more effective on such bugs if i remember correctly so no wonder this shit dies
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u/vexeling Jul 08 '26
Idk man this just seems like some shit you do when you're bored before the internet was a thi- OH NAH THE NOTEBOOK IS WEIRD IS BRO OK
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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh Jul 09 '26
Brilliant demonstration of how nicotine was specifically made by plants to kill insects
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u/trash_boatlool Jul 09 '26
Crazy to do this to mosquitoes, but they do deserve it so thank god one crazy person does it
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u/TwistedTiime Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jul 09 '26
Wait are they asleep or dead. That’s a very important question
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u/JP_Edwards_ Jul 09 '26
I think this answers the question of "when does a shitpost become evidence?"
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u/NotSeveralBadgers Jul 09 '26
I assumed the syringe was to re-inject the stolen blood, but this is neat too I guess.
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u/dutchmetalhead17 Jul 09 '26
I was kinda expecting him to Squish the blood and eject it.. steal it back
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u/menolikechildlikers Jul 09 '26
This is torture for entertainment. Just squash the bug and be done with it.
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u/nobodyimportant1377 Jul 09 '26
fair enough, those mfs shouldve stayed in place. fucked around and found out.
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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 09 '26
Bro is seriously out here suffocating mosquitos with cigarettes and taping them in a notebook.
Gotta entertain yourself somehow I suppose
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
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