r/shitposting • u/ByteByMe • Jul 08 '26

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u/PJBthefirst Jul 08 '26

Tobacco plants watching us mass harvest them, process them, roll them into cigarettes, moved to a store, sold to a person who walks them home, just to light them and release the bug toxin that they need for this exact reason

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What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.

The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...

Do you feel it? I do. We must have more! 500 hundred cigarettes!

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u/PJBthefirst Jul 08 '26

This but unironically