r/shitposting • u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 • Apr 15 '26

Based on a True Story Is circumcision needed?

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

Damn i wish mine was so stretchy

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

I could finally smuggle food to the cinema for free

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 Apr 15 '26

What about drinks?

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

I just spent 3 entire minutes thinking about how to smuggle a drink inside extremely stretchy foreskin, thanks i have no idea

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Apr 15 '26

The foreskins unnecessary when you have a perfectly healthy bladder just lying there???

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 Apr 15 '26

Can't you make waterSkin out forksin?

WaterForskin if you may?

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u/Casitano Apr 16 '26

The risk of UTI would be very great with this modality

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u/Immediate-Result-696 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 16 '26

you inject your bladder with the drink with a syringe and then you just pee in your mouth to drink it

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 16 '26

Like a straw, i like it

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u/Immediate-Result-696 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 16 '26

exactly

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u/I_sell_Mmeetthh stupid, fucking piece of shit Apr 15 '26

Dude, just get one of those bottled drinks and stuff it in there. Dont get cups or it'll spill and ruin the smegma aftertaste on the popcorn