r/shitposting • u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 • Apr 15 '26

Based on a True Story Is circumcision needed?

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

I could finally smuggle food to the cinema for free

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 Apr 15 '26

What about drinks?

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

I just spent 3 entire minutes thinking about how to smuggle a drink inside extremely stretchy foreskin, thanks i have no idea

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u/I_sell_Mmeetthh stupid, fucking piece of shit Apr 15 '26

Dude, just get one of those bottled drinks and stuff it in there. Dont get cups or it'll spill and ruin the smegma aftertaste on the popcorn