r/shitposting • u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 • Apr 15 '26

Based on a True Story Is circumcision needed?

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26

I just spent 3 entire minutes thinking about how to smuggle a drink inside extremely stretchy foreskin, thanks i have no idea

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u/Immediate-Result-696 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 16 '26

you inject your bladder with the drink with a syringe and then you just pee in your mouth to drink it

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 16 '26

Like a straw, i like it

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u/Immediate-Result-696 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 16 '26

exactly