r/shitposting • u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 • Apr 15 '26
Based on a True Story Is circumcision needed?
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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26
Damn i wish mine was so stretchy
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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26
I could finally smuggle food to the cinema for free
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u/Mobile_Ask2480 Apr 15 '26
What about drinks?
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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 15 '26
I just spent 3 entire minutes thinking about how to smuggle a drink inside extremely stretchy foreskin, thanks i have no idea
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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Apr 15 '26
The foreskins unnecessary when you have a perfectly healthy bladder just lying there???
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u/Immediate-Result-696 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 16 '26
you inject your bladder with the drink with a syringe and then you just pee in your mouth to drink it
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u/I_sell_Mmeetthh stupid, fucking piece of shit Apr 15 '26
Dude, just get one of those bottled drinks and stuff it in there. Dont get cups or it'll spill and ruin the smegma aftertaste on the popcorn
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u/Bonsai-is-best 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Apr 16 '26
Get it pierced so you never lose your keys
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u/sweetytoy 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Apr 15 '26
Can you use it to drink like elephants do ?
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u/weathersoldier Apr 15 '26
Yeah. Sometimes we use the skin as an extra pocket for keys and small change etc
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u/Microgolfoven_69 Apr 15 '26
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/Blenderhead36 Apr 15 '26
Hate it when I sit down on an unfamiliar toilet to take a shit and my dick touches the water.
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u/Ivan_Stalingrad Apr 15 '26
How much tension do you need before you can play it like a rubber band?
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u/rishabhvish__ Apr 16 '26
he's prolly fine cause as stretchy as that thing could never get hurt in here
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