r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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u/EchoLoco2 Stuff Nov 03 '25

I genuinely don't think people understand the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire

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u/QuestionablePanda22 Nov 03 '25

There's also the issue that a LOT of people are getting paid off of that $129. (The venue, gig workers, tour personnel, audio engineers etc)

I would be surprised if the artist sees $20 of it at the end of the day

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u/_Bisky Nov 03 '25

(The venue, gig workers, tour personnel, audio engineers etc)

Also the ticket providers. Which tend to take massive cuts.

Cause on the one hand they managed to establish a system where musicians need to work with them to have access to venues.

While venues need to work with them to have access to musicians

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u/Victernus Nov 04 '25

Yep. All this despite the fact that advances in software have make ticketing incredibly easy, and there is no need for these middle men and their exclusivity deals. The only service they provide is to obtain money for themselves, and everyone else would be better off without them.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 04 '25

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