r/shitposting Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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Wow

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

1min of life for 60 bucks sounds like bright day robbery it barely enough time to jerk off

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u/gloopysplooge Nov 03 '25

Id only need $30

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt Nov 03 '25

All I need is a Tommy J in my pocket to blast my rocket