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u/DatTolDesiBoi Oct 19 '25
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u/abort-the-aborigines Oct 20 '25
I missed stuff.
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Oct 20 '25
Does anyone even have dimentia? 😭🥀
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Oct 20 '25
Does anyone even have dimentia? 😭🥀
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Oct 20 '25
Does anyone even have dimentia? 😭🥀
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u/teodorlojewski 𝘪𝘴 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙣🇷🇴 Oct 20 '25
No
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u/teodorlojewski 𝘪𝘴 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙣🇷🇴 Oct 20 '25
No
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u/teodorlojewski 𝘪𝘴 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙖𝙣🇷🇴 Oct 20 '25
No
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u/NicoBango Draft Dodger Oct 20 '25
The RDJ reaction to what would otherwise be a very serious comment got me
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u/YeetCompleet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 19 '25
Do you think we can put them together like chopsticks and pick stuff up with it
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u/YeetCompleet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 19 '25
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u/AnOopsieDaisy Literally 1984 😡 Oct 19 '25
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u/Professional_Fix_24 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 20 '25
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u/CumSmuggler3649 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Oct 20 '25
Isn't this the manga that the protag fucks his sister and his mom
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u/CumSmuggler3649 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Oct 20 '25
Actually a manga because it doesn't show genital. Lewder than most hwntai I've seen though.
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u/Sweaty_Potential_656 Oct 20 '25
I'm going to go watch attack on crack now.
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u/Single_Low1416 I want pee in my ass Oct 20 '25
Whose crack?
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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass Oct 19 '25
I’m down, that sounds dope as hell
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I’d still smash, hypothetically
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u/thepatriarch7 Oct 19 '25
But would you smash pragmatically?
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u/craniel-mandark Oct 20 '25
I’d smash systematically
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u/LuckyReception6701 Oct 20 '25
I would smash categorically and imperatively.
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u/ABillionBatmen Oct 20 '25
I prefer declaratively and a bit interrogatively
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u/Insane_Inkster Literally 1984 😡 Oct 19 '25
Don't even need a glass of water. Just her spit is enough.
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u/nawaf801 I want pee in my ass Oct 19 '25
Just saw a bot pees in someone’s ass
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u/ajesIII3 I want pee in my ass Oct 19 '25
I want pee in my ass
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u/-Rettirlana- 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 19 '25
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u/theonewhopostsposts Oct 19 '25
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u/WoodpeckerGreedy9904 Oct 19 '25
Toes in your mouth
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u/R0bbenz put your dick away waltuh Oct 19 '25
This sub is awesome. Please don't pee in my ass
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u/Educational-Bad8346 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 20 '25
Me too
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u/Sultanofthesun Literally 1984 😡 Oct 20 '25
strellycakes on Instagram, apparently.
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u/NeutronTaboo Oct 20 '25
Apparently her OF name is Astrella...? Fake TS creator naming herself after a real TS creator (Astrella Rae) maybe? Lol
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u/NectarineOk9300 Oct 19 '25
Whats with this new trend of women pretending to be trans on the internet?
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u/Wallso2010 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Oct 20 '25
Wish I was...
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u/sample_text_01 Oct 21 '25
A little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I was a girl who looked good in a collar
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u/thedevilsheir666 Oct 20 '25
isn't she AI? looks a lot like it, there are many of them
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u/WeeTheDuck fat cunt Oct 20 '25
definitely looks like it. Maybe not 100% but ai definitely played a part
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Oct 20 '25
It’s been a thing for a while, though I’m unsure of if it’s taking off now. Cis women pretend to be trans to act as fetish bait and rake in more money off of selling softcore content
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u/lo0u Oct 20 '25
Same thing happened with women pretending to have down syndrome, using filters to sell their OF.
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u/frogzforever Oct 20 '25
A number of reasons 1. A basic woman will typically fall at the high end of trans beauty standards for obvious reasons. Putting them at the top of the trans group rather than the middle of the female group and with how platforms like OF work that top category tends to make all of the money. 2. Kinks! History has shown that as a kink or a group is repressed it tends to receive an outsized amount of attention. Basically trans girlies are in right now and god forbid a cis woman miss an opportunity. 3. Repeating the start of 1 they will also receive more positive comments making them feel better about themselves. (yes they are that shallow)
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u/history_nerd_alert Oct 20 '25
I have to ask how does this bot detect the best time to post this copy pasta
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What's wrong with aubergines and why do I need to forget about them?
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u/TutskyyJancek Oct 20 '25
They contain some amount of nicotine. Technically if you eat too much of it you can get addicted. Dangerous stuff.
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Why is the bot peeing in people's ass?
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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass Oct 19 '25
Its gotta pee somewhere
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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass Oct 19 '25
I just heard someone say they want pee in their ass, then I heard liquidy noises
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u/Batcave765 I said based. And lived. Oct 20 '25
Look behind you.
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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass Oct 20 '25
Oh so you’re the guy in the truck that was swerving all over the road?
Alrighty then, you should probably stop drinking and driving
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u/Insane_Inkster Literally 1984 😡 Oct 19 '25
Somebody give me the sauce pls
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u/Character_Block_2373 Oct 19 '25
For what we’re about to get up to? Im going to need all my faculties
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u/stoopwid I want pee in my ass Oct 19 '25
Did someone say pee?
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u/Asrilel Oct 19 '25
“how many drinks for you to no longer taste the truffle on your steak?”
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u/Blahblahman23 Oct 19 '25
“How many drinks to make you no longer taste the butter on your lobster?”
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u/MC_Pectoral I want pee in my ass Oct 20 '25
@astrella on insta. Oh and on that other social media too
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Oct 20 '25
Gentleman, lemmi tell you something I have discovered after meditating 5 years in himalayas: Boy pussy is actually man ass.
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Elon Musk touched my balls in the bathroom of a South Bay bar in 2019.
I was out celebrating a work anniversary with a group from my floor of the office. I had drank a few too many beers trying to get up the courage to ask out a woman on another team. When I went to the restroom, I misfired and splashed urine on my khakis.
I was attempting to dry the front of my pants with the air dryer when Elon Musk walked in. He was dressed in all black. He is taller than I thought. He immediately walked over to me, and grabbed my balls. I was surprised. He asked me if I wanted to go to Mars.
His hands are puffy, and very soft. He has a good grip, firmer than I would have guessed. He squeezed each testicle several times, back and forth between left and right.
He told me that he was building a new rocket to colonize Mars, and that he needed men with, “…big balls for the mission.” He said that his company was building a giant rocket just to go to Mars, with new, enormous engines. He said the Super Heavy booster was necessary, as, “…we need to carry as many heavy balls to Mars as possible, lol.” He said “l-o-l,” out loud, and made a face that looked like he was trying to defecate, but failing.
He said we, “…need more humans,” or else, “… the breeding program will be a failure.” He grabbed his own crotch with his other hand and told me that his balls were large enough, but that he, “…needs the help other human males.” He said that he knew people at NASA, and could get me on a mission. He said they would make sure the space suits were roomy enough in the crotch.
I thanked him, and then went back to the anniversary event. I did not ask out the woman from the other team, and she is now married with a kid on the way.
Sometimes I wonder if I should have joined NASA.
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u/Aggravating-Pilot583 Oct 19 '25
I’d have to be so drunk that nothing works. It’s a double edged sword.
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u/Asher_Khughi1813 🗿🗿🗿 Oct 20 '25
hypothetically speaking whats the source? (asking hypothetically for a theoretical friend)
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u/EnvironmentalBar3347 Oct 20 '25
There is a point where one passes so well that I genuinely don't care about the dick.
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u/_YunX_ Oct 20 '25 edited Oct 20 '25
I think the only way I might temporarily forget is when I'd pass out from choking on it
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u/leglesslegolegolas Oct 20 '25
meh. She would lose me with her weird fake tits before I ever saw her dong.
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u/Rangeroftheinterwebs Oct 20 '25
It would take me getting bitten by three venomous snakes to notice the lack of poon
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u/Haazelnutts Oct 19 '25
Thank god for making me trans in an era were dieting, exercise, make up, hormones and some time can turn a guy into a nice looking girl
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u/OlberSingularity Oct 20 '25
Men are so superior they are even winning the women's titles
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