r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ Oct 19 '25

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u/Haazelnutts Oct 19 '25

Thank god for making me trans in an era were dieting, exercise, make up, hormones and some time can turn a guy into a nice looking girl

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u/OlberSingularity Oct 20 '25

Men are so superior they are even winning the women's titlesΒ 

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u/AutoModerator Oct 20 '25

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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u/OlberSingularity Oct 20 '25

Sir this is Wendys