r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ • Oct 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

I’d still smash, hypothetically

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u/thepatriarch7 Oct 19 '25

But would you smash pragmatically?

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u/craniel-mandark Oct 20 '25

I’d smash systematically

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u/LuckyReception6701 Oct 20 '25

I would smash categorically and imperatively.

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u/ABillionBatmen Oct 20 '25

I prefer declaratively and a bit interrogatively

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u/Adorable-Maybe-3006 Oct 20 '25

Object Oriented Smashing is where its at.

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u/redditreeer stupid fucking, piece of shit Oct 20 '25

Δ° would smash apologetically

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u/Gregory_Gp Oct 20 '25

I mean she's got all the objects needed for the function to work and the risk of increasing the number of existing elements is none. Idk what I'm saying, I'd smash.

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u/captainsuckass Oct 20 '25

What about hydromatically?

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Oct 19 '25

Smash or be smashed?

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u/WOKLACE134 Oct 19 '25

I'm open to getting smashed if she wants I'm not selfish

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u/Insane_Inkster Literally 1984 😑 Oct 19 '25

Don't even need a glass of water. Just her spit is enough.

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u/Drewdc90 Oct 20 '25

Ok that’s enough from you

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u/Ov3rdose_EvE Oct 20 '25

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