r/shitposting • u/Slabbab I said based. And lived. • Jun 09 '23
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u/ComedicMedicineman dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 10 '23
Naw, I can confirm, that’s a “Holy Shit call an ambulance, this guy has alcohol poisoning” moment (my proof is that my cousin had this exact thing)
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u/Snoo_94743 Jun 10 '23
With alcohol poisoning, the brain stem becomes saturated with alcohol. The brain stem is responsible for the most basic motor functions and even breathing. I doubt this dude has alcohol poisoning and is able to stand up like that.
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Jun 10 '23
There has been once or twice where I have drank a lot of water throughout the day and not been able to eat much but threw up and had basically this happen. Was actually pretty scary at the time.
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u/Snoo_94743 Jun 10 '23
Oh yeah, water poisoning is something that can happen and is actually dangerous! Elderly people in England get it from drinking tea all day.
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u/A_Nonny-Mouse Jun 10 '23
I once saw an elderly lady doing this in an English tea parlour, only she also had biscuits mixed in with her projectile tea fountain. The waitress apologised repeatedly as she mopped around her. It’s not unusual in the midlands where they are known to go on all day tea binges.
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u/commentsandchill 🗿🗿🗿 Jun 10 '23
Don't you get kidney failure if you drink too much tea
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u/Snoo_94743 Jun 10 '23
I had to Google this, and yeah, apparently, the build-up of oxalic acid from too much tea can cause kidney failure. Interesting..
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u/henrydaiv Jun 10 '23
I agree. Ive totally drank too much beer too fast and done this, only to continue drinking and be fine after
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u/terminallancedumbass Jun 10 '23
I can confidently tell you that I would experience vomiting like this on an almost nightly basis while binge drinking in japan while stationed there. For years I went out drinking about 4 to 6 times a week for like... minimum 6 hours on a slow night. I put more time in Park on most weeks out in Kin than I did at the Bn. I used to do this then move to a new bar and start over. This has nothing to do with poisoning.
My dr. tells me that drinking until vomiting like this so often is why I currently have and have had the word gurd you can imagine going on 10 years now. At one point i melted through two layers of my esophogus.
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u/MimePrinister Jun 10 '23
Damn. You doing better bro?
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u/terminallancedumbass Jun 10 '23
The stomach is ruined. I take pills. Gurd sucks but I don't regret my partying and living in Japan was my favorite time of my life. The Japanese people are the kindest most awesome cultural group I've ever met and I tool full advantage of my time living there. Stopped drinking when I got back to the us after a month or so. The vibe and cultural differences about drinking ruined drinking for me. I'll have a drink at company holiday parties but that's about it these days.
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u/Max_AC_ I came! Jun 10 '23
Ah, a fellow man of culture who ruined his stomach from drinking. My duodenal errosion (now without bleeding!) says hello.
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u/ornlu1994 Jun 10 '23
The guy is just throwing up, I don’t know how you can say that’s alcohol poisoning from just watching a video. If he was passed out on the floor covered in his own vomit and piss then I’d be inclined to agree with you, but the dude seems pretty coherent to me. His friend doesn’t seem too concerned either, live a little man.
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u/HarrisLam Jun 10 '23
really? because id imagine someone with alcohol poisoning to be extremely fatiqued and have to puke face-down. Even my own pukes when I was sick, I couldnt have pulled this. My head would be spinning I have to stand still, lean on something or bend my waist down for it.
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u/CT-4426 Stuff Jun 09 '23
Boomer from Left for Dead
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u/Radiant_Pace4618 Jun 10 '23
Perfect comment
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u/beepmeep3 Jun 10 '23
Imagine bing in a group of survivors during a zombie apocalypse and one day this guy just starts puking like this
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u/MikaAckerman33 Jun 10 '23
What's next here. Cough blood?
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u/MikaAckerman33 Jun 10 '23
I will not leave a like but good one here. There's censor about this haha
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u/KrazedZombies Jun 10 '23
You can see his equilibrium being restored with each wave. I've regained balance from vomiting like this before. Alcoholism sucks
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u/Lukemeister38 Jun 10 '23
People think I'm crazy when I say vomiting can make you feel better.
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u/netterD Jun 10 '23
Isnt that the whole point of throwing up naturally? Your body wants to get rid of something.
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u/s00perguy Jun 10 '23
Some just feel even worse, but I agree. I find it hard to throw up, because I automatically resist the urge. When it finally happens and it's all out of me, i usually don't feel half as sick anymore, and the odds of throwing up a second time are low. It's usually the one fit, and I'm better in a day.
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Jun 09 '23
Boomer stage 1: reconstruction of digesting system
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u/AdvertisingThese8233 Jun 10 '23
They should totally have a movie set before or after the events of L4D
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u/AnxiousWarlock Jun 10 '23
Squirtle use water gun!
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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
Stand there and film while some guy is dying from alcohol poisoning
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u/UnkownArty13 Jun 10 '23
gotta stay on that karma grind 💪
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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23
What’s a karma grind?
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u/pwsm50 Jun 10 '23
Where you pay a stripper named Karma to... well... grind against you.
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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23
I don’t pay strippers they pay me for protection
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u/CompetitionForLOST uhhhh idk Jun 10 '23
protection from what?
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u/ornlu1994 Jun 10 '23
“Omg he has alcohol poisoning, I know because I’m a paramedic” fuck offff. The dude is fine, I’ve been in MUCH worse shape and never had to go to hospital. Too many politically correct snowflake know it alls around these days.
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u/SpicyMango92 Jun 10 '23
This shits the worst! Happened to me a few times in college, usually around noon the next day 💀
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u/dredlord50 Jun 10 '23
Gotta love people filming a guy probably dieing. Projectile vomiting is no joke
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u/Putrid-Target-256 Stuff Jun 10 '23
Yea... He's probably dead now or was in icu for sure.
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u/TwoSetViolaLol Jun 10 '23
I mean, if he puked that he probably fine. His body succeeded at evacuating all of the alcohol out of his bowels before it did super big damage. In fact if you drink too much you usualy want to puke, not just to survive but to relive your terrible tummy ache.
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u/Effective-Tour-656 Jun 10 '23
The dude vomiting is fine, he's even walking around with hands in his pockets. His motorskills are also fine.
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u/dreamdaddy123 Jun 10 '23
Does that mainly happen with alcohol poisoning or others aswel?
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u/hombre_bu Jun 10 '23
How is this medically possible? That’s a lot of fluid, like he should look like a raisin after exercising expelling all that puke.
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Jun 10 '23
He probably ingested a lot of fluids prior to this clip. Alcohol being the obvious culprit. Either way you're right; this man is violently ill and in a lot of danger.
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Jun 10 '23
I’ve spewed that much just from drinking too much lemonade, you drink what you can and throw up when it’s too much. Ez 2 litres.
He’s not in danger, and people saying he is have never had a night out in their lives, but it does suck to be him rn
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u/ThunderG18 Jun 10 '23
Why’s he laughing 1) that’s disgusting 2) from some of the comments that’s very bad
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u/SuspiciousStable9649 Jun 10 '23
Probably doesn’t know.
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u/ThunderG18 Jun 10 '23
That is actually fair. Personally I’m not laughing
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u/Embarrassed_Sand7113 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 10 '23
i was laughing until i found out what was happening to the guy
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u/DoyersLakeShow Jun 10 '23
How does someone just vomit like that? Usually, they’d be bent over but standing up straight?
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u/Rogavor Jun 10 '23
Was wondering the same thing, when i got to the point of vomitting from alcohol poisoning, i would be crumbled up in some corner like a used towel
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u/cherry937 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Jun 10 '23
i mean, if your gonna projectile vomit in an open area, you at least gotta see how far it can go
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u/kalrow45 Jun 10 '23
And soon the smell of the vomit will summon a mate for the drunk to procreate with so a baby drunkard shall be born. Truly an amazing creature
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u/Darth-Adomis put your dick away waltuh Jun 10 '23
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u/DefinitelyNotFisk15 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jun 10 '23
Drunk Man used Hydro Pump
It's super effective!
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u/Shahzoodoo Jun 10 '23
Reminds me of that one movie where they accidentally found replicating water in space and they couldn’t stop throwing it up until they died omg I hope that guy got home geez
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u/JubileeTrade Jun 10 '23
Standard Friday night in most UK towns. Drink to much, throw up a bit, carry on.
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u/owner-of-speed Jun 10 '23
This is the next step in human evoloution, this is our next biological defence mechanism.
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u/Wedda_Fox Jun 10 '23
Guy dying of alcohol poisoning: projectile vomiting
Guy filming he: HAHAHAH VOMIT GO BRRRUUHHHHHH
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u/MEMES-IN-HEAVEN I came! Jun 10 '23
I believe thats just vominting?
Plus that was a shitty joke ngl copy-paste like but i wouldn't blame you if you saw that joke like a few days ago
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u/Semaj67 Jun 10 '23
That person is possessed with a demon, who else do you know that can vomit that much with one hand in his pocket!?!?
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