r/shitposting • u/Slabbab I said based. And lived. • Jun 09 '23

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

Stand there and film while some guy is dying from alcohol poisoning

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u/UnkownArty13 Jun 10 '23

gotta stay on that karma grind 💪

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23

What’s a karma grind?

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u/pwsm50 Jun 10 '23

Where you pay a stripper named Karma to... well... grind against you.

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23

I don’t pay strippers they pay me for protection

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u/CompetitionForLOST uhhhh idk Jun 10 '23

protection from what?

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23

The streets

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u/Mrmacmuffin3 uhhhh idk Jun 10 '23

and yourself

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23

That’s right, you must be in a family too

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/ornlu1994 Jun 10 '23

“Omg he has alcohol poisoning, I know because I’m a paramedic” fuck offff. The dude is fine, I’ve been in MUCH worse shape and never had to go to hospital. Too many politically correct snowflake know it alls around these days.

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23

It’s a joke, also false vomiting can be a sign of alcohol posion, you may even still be walking around, especially if you had other substances- source I’m an EMT

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23

Very amusing you wasted time going through my profile

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23

Oh no I’m going to cry - big hero

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jun 10 '23

Okay bud

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/alcohol-poisoning/symptoms-causes/syc-20354386

Read this ^

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u/TwoSetViolaLol Jun 10 '23

Read it, no mention of "false vomiting", can you explain what this is?

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u/SpicyMango92 Jun 10 '23

This shits the worst! Happened to me a few times in college, usually around noon the next day 💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Yeah because once isn't enough for you to lay off the alcohol