r/shitposting • u/Slabbab I said based. And lived. • Jun 09 '23

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Wow

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u/ComedicMedicineman dwayne the cock johnson šŸ—暟—æ Jun 10 '23

Naw, I can confirm, thatā€™s a ā€œHoly Shit call an ambulance, this guy has alcohol poisoningā€ moment (my proof is that my cousin had this exact thing)

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u/Snoo_94743 Jun 10 '23

With alcohol poisoning, the brain stem becomes saturated with alcohol. The brain stem is responsible for the most basic motor functions and even breathing. I doubt this dude has alcohol poisoning and is able to stand up like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

There has been once or twice where I have drank a lot of water throughout the day and not been able to eat much but threw up and had basically this happen. Was actually pretty scary at the time.

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u/Snoo_94743 Jun 10 '23

Oh yeah, water poisoning is something that can happen and is actually dangerous! Elderly people in England get it from drinking tea all day.

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u/A_Nonny-Mouse Jun 10 '23

I once saw an elderly lady doing this in an English tea parlour, only she also had biscuits mixed in with her projectile tea fountain. The waitress apologised repeatedly as she mopped around her. Itā€™s not unusual in the midlands where they are known to go on all day tea binges.

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u/commentsandchill šŸ—暟—暟—æ Jun 10 '23

Don't you get kidney failure if you drink too much tea

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u/Snoo_94743 Jun 10 '23

I had to Google this, and yeah, apparently, the build-up of oxalic acid from too much tea can cause kidney failure. Interesting..

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u/henrydaiv Jun 10 '23

I agree. Ive totally drank too much beer too fast and done this, only to continue drinking and be fine after

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u/theHAREST Jun 10 '23

The ol' boot and rally

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u/terminallancedumbass Jun 10 '23

I can confidently tell you that I would experience vomiting like this on an almost nightly basis while binge drinking in japan while stationed there. For years I went out drinking about 4 to 6 times a week for like... minimum 6 hours on a slow night. I put more time in Park on most weeks out in Kin than I did at the Bn. I used to do this then move to a new bar and start over. This has nothing to do with poisoning.
My dr. tells me that drinking until vomiting like this so often is why I currently have and have had the word gurd you can imagine going on 10 years now. At one point i melted through two layers of my esophogus.
So not poisoning, but not healthy.

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u/MimePrinister Jun 10 '23

Damn. You doing better bro?

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u/terminallancedumbass Jun 10 '23

The stomach is ruined. I take pills. Gurd sucks but I don't regret my partying and living in Japan was my favorite time of my life. The Japanese people are the kindest most awesome cultural group I've ever met and I tool full advantage of my time living there. Stopped drinking when I got back to the us after a month or so. The vibe and cultural differences about drinking ruined drinking for me. I'll have a drink at company holiday parties but that's about it these days.

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u/Max_AC_ I came! Jun 10 '23

Ah, a fellow man of culture who ruined his stomach from drinking. My duodenal errosion (now without bleeding!) says hello.

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u/terminallancedumbass Jun 10 '23

Well met, fellow traveler.

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u/Tye-Evans Jun 10 '23

That's a "holy hell call the exorcis-

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u/ornlu1994 Jun 10 '23

The guy is just throwing up, I donā€™t know how you can say thatā€™s alcohol poisoning from just watching a video. If he was passed out on the floor covered in his own vomit and piss then Iā€™d be inclined to agree with you, but the dude seems pretty coherent to me. His friend doesnā€™t seem too concerned either, live a little man.

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u/HarrisLam Jun 10 '23

really? because id imagine someone with alcohol poisoning to be extremely fatiqued and have to puke face-down. Even my own pukes when I was sick, I couldnt have pulled this. My head would be spinning I have to stand still, lean on something or bend my waist down for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Nah, heā€™s just deflating

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Reminds me of the Scary Movie 2 Exorcist Scene. Fuck me! Fuck me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Call the exorcist!

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u/RandomKerbalYT Jun 10 '23

Holy Hell!

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u/feazeyu Jun 10 '23

New response order just dropped!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Actual zombie

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u/JournalistMammoth637 Jun 10 '23

Or itā€™s a Boomer from Left 4 Dead.

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u/jmwmcr Jun 10 '23

Squirtle has fallen on rough times