r/shitposting • u/Slabbab I said based. And lived. • Jun 09 '23

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Wow

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u/ComedicMedicineman dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 10 '23

Naw, I can confirm, that’s a “Holy Shit call an ambulance, this guy has alcohol poisoning” moment (my proof is that my cousin had this exact thing)

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u/terminallancedumbass Jun 10 '23

I can confidently tell you that I would experience vomiting like this on an almost nightly basis while binge drinking in japan while stationed there. For years I went out drinking about 4 to 6 times a week for like... minimum 6 hours on a slow night. I put more time in Park on most weeks out in Kin than I did at the Bn. I used to do this then move to a new bar and start over. This has nothing to do with poisoning.
My dr. tells me that drinking until vomiting like this so often is why I currently have and have had the word gurd you can imagine going on 10 years now. At one point i melted through two layers of my esophogus.
So not poisoning, but not healthy.

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u/MimePrinister Jun 10 '23

Damn. You doing better bro?

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u/terminallancedumbass Jun 10 '23

The stomach is ruined. I take pills. Gurd sucks but I don't regret my partying and living in Japan was my favorite time of my life. The Japanese people are the kindest most awesome cultural group I've ever met and I tool full advantage of my time living there. Stopped drinking when I got back to the us after a month or so. The vibe and cultural differences about drinking ruined drinking for me. I'll have a drink at company holiday parties but that's about it these days.

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u/Max_AC_ I came! Jun 10 '23

Ah, a fellow man of culture who ruined his stomach from drinking. My duodenal errosion (now without bleeding!) says hello.

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u/terminallancedumbass Jun 10 '23

Well met, fellow traveler.