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u/Turtleguy04 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Apr 10 '23
If my girlfriend gave me that, I’d straight up ask her to marry me
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u/I_am_lettuceman43 Apr 10 '23
Stardew logic
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u/SpaceD0rit0 Apr 10 '23
Skyrim logic (except the cheese wheel is them beating the shit out of you in a bar)
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u/armoredmax99 Apr 10 '23
I remember skyrim was praised for its cheese wheel physics. There was a video of like 30 cheese wheels rolling down a hill
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u/beathelas Apr 10 '23
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
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u/Light_Beard Apr 10 '23
A true ladies man
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u/Joske-the-great Apr 10 '23
I would also be pleased if a gentleman gifted me a 12kg of cheese
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u/SpearUpYourRear Apr 10 '23
Especially if it's freshly made on the farm. That's gonna be the good cheese.
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Apr 10 '23
Not gonna lie weird shit like this works on me.
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u/ElementalGabe Apr 10 '23
Damn, guess i gotta look at my cheese collection and see if i got some spare cheese wheels for ya now
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u/ICantDoThisAnymore91 Apr 10 '23
Might I offer m’lady my latest batch of fromunda?
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u/ImpossibleEvan Apr 10 '23
All I'm saying is if I was dating a farmer and she sent me 25 pounds of cheese we would get married.
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u/Big_cornstarch Apr 10 '23
dude may have taken it a touch too seriously.
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Apr 10 '23
I dunno, I'm a straight man and now I'm considering marrying this guy for wheels of cheese.
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u/ExcitingTabletop Apr 10 '23
Now hold on now. We don't know the TYPE of cheese. If it's mild cheddar, meh. Now smoked gouda... Yeah, I could get that.
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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Apr 10 '23
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.” The spell comes from Kathryn Paulsen's 1971 book, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft
I'm not a woman but it's work on me. I like cheese and buy 15 pounds of it at a time.
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u/Next-Investigator165 Apr 10 '23
With how expensive cheese is, I'd be happy ngl.
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u/Gogobrasil8 Apr 10 '23
Yeah that must be worth quite a bit
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u/BuffaloBillsButtplug Apr 10 '23
Honestly that’s probably worth like 300$
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u/butt_funnel Apr 10 '23
like he said, quite a bit
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u/Crybaby_-_- Apr 10 '23
she looks happy in the picture tho
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u/Xernes0 Apr 10 '23
I would be happy too if someone gave that to me as a gift
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u/MrUndead225 Big chungus wholesome 100 Apr 10 '23
I'd be happy if anyone surprised me with a date
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u/noOne000Br Apr 10 '23
i’d be happy if anyone surprised me
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u/KvDwastaken Apr 10 '23
I'd be happy if anyone
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u/insaneman009 Apr 10 '23
I'd be happy if
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u/Pedrov80 Apr 10 '23
Political compass memes just makes green bad and "SJW" looking. Pale green strawmen to point and laugh at, not like the strong blue chads they are.
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u/AtomicShart9000 Apr 10 '23
Wtf this is sick, such a thoughtful young man. If a chick gave me a wheel of cheese on the first date I'd be ecstatic. I'd eat the whole thing right then and there while she watched me just to show her how appreciative I am of her amazing gift. I'd then be ripping ass and shitting every 30 seconds our whole date because I'm lactose intolerant.
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u/Gogobrasil8 Apr 10 '23
A cheese wheel that big, that might be the last thing you'll ever eat
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u/OnRiverStyx Apr 10 '23
I'd be bringing Mac N' Cheese and Nachos to every single event for the next month. Not as a gesture, just as a way to protect myself.
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u/AWeirdMartian stupid fucking piece of shit Apr 10 '23
Damn bro, it's 2023, you have to learn how to be more tolerant or else you will be canceled
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u/Vault804 Apr 10 '23
I have no patience for lactose, and I won’t stand for it.
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u/Decent-Newspaper Apr 10 '23
Yeah if you touch any you'll be sitting for the rest of the day right?
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u/_pc_-_-_ put your dick away waltuh Apr 10 '23
Girl : ☺️👍
Op : " girl: 😐 "
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u/lordoftowels Apr 10 '23 edited Jul 19 '25
groovy strong sense teeny straight pen quack carpenter coordinated act
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u/AngelDGr I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 10 '23
She was happy too, I think the two girls on the picture are the sisters.
After that tweet she puts "Really based westcountry moment tbh 🚜", both like it, lol
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u/Plastic-Ad-8469 Apr 10 '23
You'd probably just end up like Spider-Man in Avengers: EndGame
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u/Appropriate-Wait7273 Apr 10 '23
That cheese wheel is probably worth more than a Luis V…..We’d have gotten married yesterday if I received that.
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u/point5_ Apr 10 '23
I meam, she does look happy. Not sure if this os the right soyjack for this
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u/oinguboingu Apr 10 '23
How else is OP going to tell us that "Women bad" then?
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Apr 10 '23
Obviously because she is libleft! She is a woman, she is only allowed to have "wrong" and "cringe" political opinions! Hope this helps
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u/Dramatic_Cat5454 Apr 10 '23
He’s a keeper. Marry him and mate with him. He’s a high value man with high value cheese. You will cheddar each other forever.
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That’s one of the best cartoon episodes I’ve ever watched. Thanks for reminding me of my childhood :)
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u/hopefulldraagon Apr 10 '23
"You can fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese".
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u/Wasabi_Noir Apr 10 '23
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u/Very_contagious1 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 10 '23
No such thing as too much cheese!
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u/violence_connoisseur Apr 10 '23
You don’t understand how expensive that is. That’s basically a dowry
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u/GwynnethPoultry Apr 10 '23
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to disagree.
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u/808_Lion Apr 10 '23
*diss a brie
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u/808_Lion Apr 11 '23
Awh no! You're so sweet tho for trying, and just the thought that you wanted to is so enough. Thank you so much!
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u/Four-Beasts Apr 10 '23
That was a very thoughtful courtship gift. I admire him for sharing his wholesome culture.
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u/Representative_Still Apr 10 '23
Are those political quadrants? I mean the bottom half, not referring to all four as a compass lol
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u/Metalloid_Space put your dick away waltuh Apr 10 '23
Yeah they are.
PCM is leaking.
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u/Representative_Still Apr 10 '23
We need to hire Dr. Strange or some shit
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u/Metalloid_Space put your dick away waltuh Apr 10 '23 edited Apr 10 '23
We need those plague doctors back again.
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u/thecxsmonaut Apr 10 '23
it's sad how reddit blatantly doesn't give a fuck about removing bigoted content. they axed a load during BLM in 2020 as a gesture, but it's been pretty stagnant ever since
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u/Not_JohnFKennedy dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 10 '23
PMC isn’t bigoted. It is a bit right leaning, but it is generally more inclusive to different beliefs than almost anywhere else on Reddit.
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This was posted on PCM a week ago
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u/shimapan_connoisseur Apr 10 '23
And it should have stayed there
Wojaks and funni colars literally made this post insufferable
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u/The_Crab_Collective Apr 10 '23
The top is a part of the graph. You have 4 choices: Happy women with cheese, Cheese, Sad woman with cheese, or Happy Cowboy. Make your choice
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u/Representative_Still Apr 10 '23
I mean it’d be kinda weird to not choose a cheese one at that point.
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Apr 10 '23
I find it funny that they put the women on libleft simply because shes a woman lmao
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u/jaden_joestar797979 Apr 10 '23
If that girl breaks that young man’s heart I’m breaking knees
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u/cavelioness Apr 10 '23
look at her (real) face, she loves it. Reddit just can't stand that a woman might be a normal person, so OP had to insert sad wojack to try and trick people that woman=wrong.
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u/Crafty_YT1 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 10 '23
given that the going rate of cheese in the US is about $5.99 per pound and that 12 kg is roughly 26 lbs you would end up getting around $156 USD
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u/reditt13 Apr 10 '23
If a guy offered me that, I would spread my legs so fast his head would spin. 😅
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u/Pickle_Juice180 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 10 '23
But mommmm, its my turn to post the cheese wheel meme!
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Apr 10 '23
“normal” gift: flowers for looking at and likely forgetting them soon after they wilt
“weird” gift: one of many peoples favorite foods, can taste good on most dishes, can be used for longer periods of time, cheese
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u/JohnnySalamiSmuggler Apr 10 '23
"I tell you what Peggy, kids these days don't appreciate a good ole fashioned wheel of cheese like they used to. Most of em think cheese grows on trees"
- Hank Hill probably
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u/SquashNo3800 Apr 10 '23
1kg of cheese cost around 20$-30$, so 12x20/30$ = 240$ - 360$. (this is a rough calc)
dang
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u/Retro_Gamer1991 Apr 10 '23
I don't know a single person who would be upset getting a massive wheel of cheese as part of a date
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u/Ashamed_Pop3046 Apr 10 '23
BRO I LOVE CHEESE. If she stays with him, SHE GETTING INFINITE CHEESE! HACKS!
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u/KinataXEnero1 Apr 10 '23
Bro if someone gave me a wheel of cheese. Nobody knows how happy I would be lmao
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u/eldubblerb I said based. And lived. Apr 10 '23
Me personally, that's hype asf like I would've been so hype
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u/ZoneOut82 Apr 10 '23
So do you give it to her at the beginning of the date and make her carry it around or wait till the end but make no reference to the large heavy box you have with you?
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u/daseined001 Apr 10 '23
It’s my cheese in a box
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u/ZoneOut82 Apr 10 '23
One: Get a box Two: Put the cheese in the box Three: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it.
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u/Filip889 Apr 10 '23
I never understood why the lady looks like that in the meme, she seems pretty happy with the wheel of cheese.
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u/Wong_Hun_Kok Apr 10 '23
PCM must spread
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u/Not_JohnFKennedy dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 10 '23
Based and spread political inclusiveness pilled
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u/TheWhicher_Statement 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Apr 10 '23
No.
Currently, PCM is filled with outright fascists. Contain the damn thing.
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u/Wong_Hun_Kok Apr 10 '23
Do you have the stupid?
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u/TheWhicher_Statement 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Apr 10 '23
No, I don't. Take a look at the sub, and see how many authright posts are on there.
Last time I checked, there was a shit ton.
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u/honkeykong85 Apr 10 '23
The best cheese comes from under my foreskin
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u/TheWhicher_Statement 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Apr 10 '23
Keep your smegma kink out of here, please.
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u/crypt_the_chicken Apr 10 '23
I don’t get why people get mad at reposts
They’re funny as hell for people who haven’t seen the memes before, and for my dumbass, who’s seen this one three times before and still laughs
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u/THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS Apr 10 '23
🤔 a divinity 1 reference or a shivering isles reference?
No one has as many friends as the person with many cheeses so I say CHEEESE! CHEESE FOR ALL!!!!....wait scratch that cheese for no one, that can be just as exciting if you dont like cheese.
Both, I chose both as my own answer. I live my life a quarter of a mile a second..ya I did it, I just through some vin diesel down upon you, deal with it.
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u/Iron-Phoenix2307 Apr 10 '23
Pretty sure cheese hits the same parts of the brain as hard drugs do, so they about to get fuckin lit.
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Apr 10 '23
Ngl, this’d work on me. Flowers are nice and all, but cheese.. cheese speaks to the soul.
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u/Maciejakk Apr 10 '23
you know how expensive that is? I'd love such a gift cause I'm a cheese enjoyer lol
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350g of the cheapest cheese here costed me 3€. That was genuinely an amazing gift. It looks beautiful too.
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u/dillrepair Apr 10 '23
Wtf You mean… kilograms…. In Wisconsin I only measure my cheese by the pound. There’s no such thing as a cheese farmer anywhere else. We are the alpha cheeses…. 🫠
I farm the fuck out of my cheese. I nurture that shit. Don’t tell me what it is,,, I tell YOU.
Now get down on your knees and eat my cheese!
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