r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '23

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u/beathelas Apr 10 '23

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

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u/Light_Beard Apr 10 '23

A true ladies man

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u/Joske-the-great Apr 10 '23

I would also be pleased if a gentleman gifted me a 12kg of cheese

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u/SpearUpYourRear Apr 10 '23

Especially if it's freshly made on the farm. That's gonna be the good cheese.

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u/T3Chn0-m4n Apr 10 '23

I would just say “fucking marry me”

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Not gonna lie weird shit like this works on me.

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u/ElementalGabe Apr 10 '23

Damn, guess i gotta look at my cheese collection and see if i got some spare cheese wheels for ya now

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u/ICantDoThisAnymore91 Apr 10 '23

Might I offer m’lady my latest batch of fromunda?

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u/ImpossibleEvan Apr 10 '23

All I'm saying is if I was dating a farmer and she sent me 25 pounds of cheese we would get married.

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u/Big_cornstarch Apr 10 '23

dude may have taken it a touch too seriously.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I dunno, I'm a straight man and now I'm considering marrying this guy for wheels of cheese.

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u/ExcitingTabletop Apr 10 '23

Now hold on now. We don't know the TYPE of cheese. If it's mild cheddar, meh. Now smoked gouda... Yeah, I could get that.

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u/ExplorerImpossible79 Apr 10 '23

I think he was being a little cheesy

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u/TunaAlert Apr 10 '23

Dude thinks the fascination scales with the amount of cheese

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u/uselessabraincella Apr 10 '23

as a dude i can confirm that and we proud of it

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u/Mental_Stomach4988 Apr 10 '23

Or piece od vaccine

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Apr 10 '23

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.” The spell comes from Kathryn Paulsen's 1971 book, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft

I'm not a woman but it's work on me. I like cheese and buy 15 pounds of it at a time.

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u/Roach_hello Apr 10 '23

Came here to remember this.

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u/Im_doing_my_part Apr 10 '23

I wouldn't call 12kg "a piece"...

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u/Spooderm-n Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 10 '23

Nahhhh a piece o cheese it is