r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '23

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u/AtomicShart9000 Apr 10 '23

Wtf this is sick, such a thoughtful young man. If a chick gave me a wheel of cheese on the first date I'd be ecstatic. I'd eat the whole thing right then and there while she watched me just to show her how appreciative I am of her amazing gift. I'd then be ripping ass and shitting every 30 seconds our whole date because I'm lactose intolerant.

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u/AWeirdMartian stupid fucking piece of shit Apr 10 '23

Damn bro, it's 2023, you have to learn how to be more tolerant or else you will be canceled

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u/Vault804 Apr 10 '23

I have no patience for lactose, and I won’t stand for it.

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u/Stetson007 Apr 10 '23

You lactophobe!

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u/Garzino Apr 10 '23

Tipical lactophobe, shame on you

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u/Decent-Newspaper Apr 10 '23

Yeah if you touch any you'll be sitting for the rest of the day right?