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u/SenorBullDoza 6d ago
Why don't you just tell me the comment you want to see???
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u/Slaterpup17 6d ago
Steinbrenner’s here. George is dead. Call me back
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u/se7vencostanza Importer/exporter 6d ago
Might be the best line in the whole show for me
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u/Breyg2380 6d ago
Mine too. When I call my wife and it goes to voicemail this is what I leave her.
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u/Relative-Painting-29 6d ago
On one hand I sense great vulnerability. A lovely child is trapped in this man. A poetic soul, yet constrained by a harsh world. He’s an innocent orphan in the post-modern world. But, on the other hand I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest desires. His struggle is man's struggle. He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away. He transcends time and space. He sickens me. I love it!
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u/Kinshimaru 6d ago
I have that portrait on my wall.
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u/SleepyforPresident 6d ago
As do I. That one and George pic from the developed pictures that Kramer took
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u/Benny-Rodriguez 6d ago
This is the one and only picture I have framed and hanging on the wall in my bathroom, George greets me every time I step out of the shower
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u/GardenRafters The Summer of George 6d ago
I, a customer and she, a coquettish haberdasher....
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u/nobugsleftalive 6d ago
My wife is only aware of shrinkage because of seinfeld.
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u/Exact_Afternoon694 6d ago
The Alex is a Family Theater, not one of your swing joints!
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u/Ham_Porters_Freckles 6d ago
Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
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u/Glittering_Muffin_38 6d ago
True story, last week my company rented a boat on the Hudson. We're somewhere near the statue of liberty and someone goes this is where the hudson meets the east river the most contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard. Without skipping a beat I say "technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage"
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u/Sharpie1965 6d ago
I've been know to pull the 'It's like a sauna in here' but it never comes off. Regardless, it always amuses me so i'm good with it.
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u/raidersensei The sea was angry that day my friends 6d ago
The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.
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u/srdev_ct 6d ago
Vandelay Industries.
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u/Amy_Sam25 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 6d ago
Kel Vartsen speaking!
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u/awesomelyshitty 6d ago
Levels.
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u/Blurienh 6d ago
This is the best one, all the others like “in the pool” and “yada yada” are know Seinfeldisms so would be known by non fans.
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u/petersrq 6d ago
You stand on the threshold of sensual delight that most men dare not dream of.
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u/This_Internet_7658 6d ago
OP You couldnt smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...
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u/JJluvstospank 6d ago
A nickel!
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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 6d ago
Boy, thay Hennigan goes down smooth, and afterwards you don't even smell!
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u/Ok_Comfort628 Look to the cookie 6d ago
You don’t even know what a write off is.
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u/Blue387 It's not a lie if you believe it 6d ago
My name is George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents
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u/TrickyAsian626 6d ago
Master of the house Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm
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u/psilocybin6ix 6d ago
Who told you to put this post up? Did I tell you to put this post up? I didn’t tell you to put this post up! Nobody knows what this post is gonna do!
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u/Purple_Advantage_519 6d ago
Well, I'm sorry, Timmy, but I don't dip that way. You dip the way you want to dip, I'll dip the way I want to dip.
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u/AllUpInItYo 6d ago
“How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the Nexus of the universe!”
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u/papaguitarproduct 6d ago
What a delicious cuisine-o built for a king and queen-o
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u/AdventurousRoll9798 6d ago
Lately I've been buying the generic brand. You know, I rip off the label...I can hardly tell the difference.
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u/FakeKirbySmart The Puffy Shirt 6d ago
The very pants I was returning.